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Just In Time For Offseason

Posted by Scipio Tex on April 22nd, 2009 under Uncategorized

Barking Carnival’s Henry James summons The Tortilla Retort’s Dedfischer to his lair. Learning ensues and a football rivalry is healed.

a h/t to EDSBS for the heads up.

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  1. You sir, are the Scorcese of cocksicle movies. A Teen Choice Award awaits you.

  2. Black Scholes said:

    April 22nd, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    F*ing awesome.

    Not surprised HJ is a sweatsuit-wearing anglophile.

  3. This has serious potential. All is fair game in blogs and war.

  4. Yeah, it’s definitely on.

    And CloseToJumping is screwed if I can find a way to get the characters to rip their own shirts off and attack inanimate objects.

  5. Sailor will probably withhold the next paycheck but that “other” story will have to wait.

    We’re gonna need a cleanup on aisle 3
    And now I’m posed in an awkard stance
    because my inner Spielberg just
    JIZZED IN HIS PANTS

  6. Parlin Hall said:

    April 23rd, 2009 at 5:17 am

    Very nice.

    FWIW, I found out this week that the Italian Scooby-Doo speaks complete sentences. Not just “rut-row,” but things like “Shaggy, I think there’s someone standing in that closet and I don’t want to open it just now.” All in a country dialect. So, there’s hope for us all in the cartoon world.

  7. If you ever go to TexAgs.com, you have likely seen a Longhorn fan posting there named “patch”.

    He also posts on a private A&M board I belong to (don’t ask me why). The following is an actual posting exchange held between him and some of the posters there:

  8. What in God’s name is that program!?

  9. BatesHorn said:

    April 23rd, 2009 at 6:41 am

    Jesus, it’s gonna be a long offseason.

  10. can’t. not. watch.

  11. English Ag said:

    April 23rd, 2009 at 9:40 am

    henry james is subletting billy g’s old place in kentucky? f**k – i found it hard in college station for a year… a leisure suit clad englishman in kentucky is really going to suffer

  12. Ag in Texas and English Ag – thanks for those, they were excellent. Ag in Texas, yours was spectacular in ways that are horrible.

  13. maninblack said:

    April 23rd, 2009 at 11:58 am

    This made my day

  14. Black Scholes said:

    April 24th, 2009 at 11:27 am

    I cannot stop watching this.

  15. The cat construction one just kills me.

  16. dedfischer said:

    April 25th, 2009 at 5:33 am

    That’s sweet.

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