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Longhorn Update: Basketball, Nigerian Recruiting, Coprophilia, Sooner Cheatin’
Posted by Scipio Tex on April 21st, 2009 under Basketball, Football
If you’re ever in doubt about what to do with an extra football scholarship, find a West African.
Chris O. leaves Texas as a 4 time Academic All Big 12 selection, sports two undergraduate degrees, and holds the single season reception record for a UT running back (46). You have to love the work ethic and maturity guys like Chris O, Orakpo, and the Achos bring to the program.
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George Brett wants to share his coprophilia with you. This captures the lazy goofiness of baseball and the defecatory decadence it breeds. Did you notice that Brett was also far more into telling his story than his audience was in receiving it? You have to love his last line: “Uh, whose the pitchers in this game?”
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A very good interview with Chris Ogden (according to Barnes, the weakest Mr Basketball in state history) by Gerry Hamilton about next year’s team. Give it a listen.
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Finally, OU and cheating go together like old Trans Ams and cinder blocks, but the Sooner administration is cleaning house. Oklahoma is cracking down on wrongdoers and this time they mean it!
As many of you know, social networkers were responsible for smuggling AK-47s, cocaine and steroids into OU dorms in the 80s, demanded that Kelvin Sampson text recruits more than a Spring Break hook-up, have set up elaborate pay-for-play programs with the tacit approval of the athletic establishment since 1952, and bought Adrian Peterson a Lexus. Barking Carnival applauds the Oklahoma administration for their swift and decisive action against the blogosphere menace.
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Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Bush Paves the Way for Henderson? 1 hour, 7 minutes ago
Raoulduke,
Don’t be a tool. I kid, I kid. Who’s said I was qualified? Last time I checked this is the internet and everyone who can type can offer an opinion. Shit, half the folks offering up opinions on this blog and most sport blogs have no clue what they’re talking
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I.M. Hipp commented on the blog post State of the Union – NU Basketball, Part 1 (or Why We Are Where We Are) 1 hour, 32 minutes ago
If NU really wants to win they need to take a page from TO’s coaching career.
1. Never let great talent leave the state, Nebraska is desolate for talent so when a good player comes around you have to land him.
2. Develop a “system” where talent can flourish and help the team.
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Raoul Duke commented on the blog post Want to plant my feet on Rampart Street… 2 hours, 25 minutes ago
I am so irritated you guys are so good yet I am rooting for you. Saw the BC/MTM guy predicted you to final four.
That would be awesome.
Sic em and shit.
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whiskey commented on the blog post Jack Swarbrick Causes Server Meltdown 2 hours, 35 minutes ago
Nate, I think your argument is pretty solid for the SEC, Big 12 and Pac 10 but not so much on the Big 10. If you look at the 2009 Sagarin strength of sked: ND-37, Ohio St-50, Iowa-41, Penn St-73. Not so sure joining the Big 10 really helps ND’s chances. With
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Raoul Duke commented on the blog post All Signs Point to March Madness Expanding to 96 Teams 2 hours, 39 minutes ago
The NCAA, apparently, could fuck up a soup sandwich. Piss on Myles Brand’s greedy grave.
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Raoul Duke commented on the blog post Bush Paves the Way for Henderson? 2 hours, 45 minutes ago
Mr. Bateman – First let me say I’m not trying to be an asshole or pick a fight. This is a great column and great fun to read.
Re this:
I think Kiffin’s staff is competent enough, particularly Papa Kiffin (DC), John Baxter (a pretty good ST coach), and Todd McNair is a decent RB
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bigdukesix commented on the blog post Bush Paves the Way for Henderson? 3 hours, 32 minutes ago
Kiffin’s father is a great coach, but the rest of that staff isn’t. Orgeron and Kiffin are both good, dirty recruiters and mediocre to poor gameday coaches.
How important is that in college football? How good of a gameday coach is Mack Brown? Greg Davis?
Orgeron is actually a damn fine defensive line coach,
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Tim commented on the blog post NIT Preview – Seton Hall 3 hours, 36 minutes ago
How much longer to football season?
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Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Bush Paves the Way for Henderson? 3 hours, 57 minutes ago
CTJ,
Always impassioned. I agree with you that his delay had to do with not being eligible to sign rather than awaiting for the smoke to settle. However, the point is not with motive but with opportunity. Maybe the kid and his family don’t know anything and just trudged along with his planned
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CloseToJumping commented on the blog post Beat the Barkers NCAA Tourney Bracket 4 hours, 49 minutes ago
I am angling for the weekend with SizzleChest. I am hoping to channel his evil in the right directions.
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Casey Heathcott commented on the blog post Want to plant my feet on Rampart Street… 4 hours, 58 minutes ago
Interesting read by a Kentucky writer: Apparently Kansas and Baylor are the only two teams with a shot at winning it all. http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20100316/COLUMNISTS01/303160023
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Mister Mike commented on the blog post State of the Union – NU Basketball, Part 1 (or Why We Are Where We Are) 5 hours, 17 minutes ago
I get what you’re saying, but honestly, it’s a cop out. Period. If the AD was to actually commit some resources into building a program, we would be competitive and probably would even give K-State a run for its money. We may never be a KU, but we sure as hell wouldn’t
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Totally agree re: RJ. I’m hesitant to shout it from the mountain tops until he does it against a contending team. So far his success has been against 2nd tier teams.
Ginobili is just incredible to watch right now. Just goes to show how hurt he really must have been last season.
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09/11/10 vs. UAB * Ford Stadium
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James commented on the blog post Things To Do While Not Watching OU in the NCAA Tourney 6 hours, 24 minutes ago
Nate, agreed on the buying players. What does the NCAA do? Oh yeah, you “vacate wins”. I vacated my bowels this morning.
I was busting your balls on Oklahoma. I have had some good times in some of the surprisingly scenic areas. Also, Maker’s is my poison and who would ever
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The emergence of RJ being what we thought he would be seems pretty big. Oh, and that Ginobili guy is playing pretty good right now. Seeing Manu be Manu always brings a smile to my face.
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Somewhere in rehab Sean Sutton is pissed this didn’t happen 4 years ago.
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These guys rebound above the rim and
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Green and then Workman I’d imagine.
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Nate Heupel commented on the blog post Things To Do While Not Watching OU in the NCAA Tourney 8 hours, 6 minutes ago
coloradoag:
First of all, I’ve very seriously thought your proposal #9 over. See: Calipari, John. People don’t seem to care if you buy basketball players. Only if you do it blatantly (USC) or you call/text them too much.
Oklahoma (outside of Oklahoma City and Tulsa metropolitan areas) is a lot of fun if you’re
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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Bracket Analysis: The South is a Bear of a Bracket 8 hours, 7 minutes ago
Ha ha ha ha! It’s Joel Osteen’s world. You just live in it.
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admin commented on the blog post Bracket Analysis: The South is a Bear of a Bracket 8 hours, 7 minutes ago
Ha ha ha ha! It’s Joel Osteen’s world. You just livesin in it.
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admin commented on the blog post Bracket Analysis: The South is a Bear of a Bracket 8 hours, 7 minutes ago
Ha ha ha ha! It’s Joel Osteen’s world. You just live sin in it.
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ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post Beat the Barkers NCAA Tourney Bracket 8 hours, 15 minutes ago
I will own that tote bag. And it will hold my porn.
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James commented on the blog post Bracket Analysis: The South is a Bear of a Bracket 8 hours, 30 minutes ago
Baylor has the horses to make it to Indy, but Scott Drew is the Mike Gundy of college hoops. He’ll find a way to blow it.
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HenryJames commented on the blog post Robinson can, no? 9 hours, 5 minutes ago
Yes, it sounds like he is planning on hitting Texeira third.
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Kevin Berger commented on the blog post Bracket Analysis: The South is a Bear of a Bracket 9 hours, 17 minutes ago
“And I can understand the Longhorn fan thinking mighty Baylor goes all the way. After they bitch slapped the Horns three times this year, they are the basketball equivilent of the three foot long rat my wife saw in the garage.”
I actually like Baylor based on how they played Kansas and to an extent KSU.
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ponderos said:
April 21st, 2009 at 12:57 pm
This year’s incoming, 18-year-old freshman weren’t even born when I was holding the door for a crutches-aided CT at Walker Tower.
Cleo McDowell said:
April 21st, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Gotta love that “African Connection.”
Scipio Tex said:
April 21st, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I remember reading that Switzer decided to offer Charles Thompson when he saw him breakdance.
HenryJames said:
April 21st, 2009 at 12:59 pm
This year’s incoming, 18-year-old freshmen weren’t even born when I was holding the door for a crutches-aided CT at Walker Tower.
That probably made you some type of an accessory.
Ebenezer Ekuban said:
April 21st, 2009 at 12:59 pm
“If you’re ever in doubt about what to do with an extra football scholarship, find a West African. ”
Myself and Mack have been approving of this message for over a decade.
ponderos said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Switzer later referred to Lawton (CT’s hometown) as “the armpit of Oklahoma.” Let that sink in.
btw, the real lesson from this? Quit self-reporting. Somebody tell me when the fuck somebody is going to do something about U$C and Reggie Bu$h.
Ghost of Jim Wacker said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:16 pm
“btw, the real lesson from this? Quit self-reporting”
^^^^^^^
What he said…
Steve said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I thought Barking Carnival shed its racist, anti-Jew, radical past in favor of a more professional approach.
HenryJames said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Scipio wanted to make Ian Smith AD in the 80s.
Casey said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Its a turn off, but hey, there’s other sports blogs out there, I don’t need to read this offensive garbage. That’s just what it is, garbage- by a bunch of fickle, demonic lunatics who purposely want to offend for God only knows what reason. What’s there message here? Does UT have anything to do with this shit? First Amendment? Ok-who advertises on this radical rag?
Scipio Tex said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Casey/Steve –
When you post your rantings from the same ISP address, we often make the connection that you’re the same person. Care to shed some light on your bizarre ramblings? Just one of your personalities would be fine.
Casey said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Ok-censor it, Scipio-you big asshole-coward-we’re gonna infect you with some worms, you shithead,then we’re going to go after the advertisers-free speech? I got alot for you. you suck george Bush’s dick, scum. We know where you live? have you ever heard of MIT dumbass?
HenryJames said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:52 pm
This is all kinds of allsome.
Can you put Steve back on?
CASEY said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:54 pm
THIS GUY IS AN ASSHOLE-FIRST RATE-MOST OF THEM ARE A BUNCH OF WIERDOS-IF THEY’RE NOT FUCKING THEIR SISTERS THEY’RE PICKING ON THE DEFENSELESS.YEA, WE KNOW YOUR FROM THE SHIT -ASS SOUTH-THE ASSHOLE OF THE EARTH.WELL…I’LL BE…
I Smell Crazy said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:54 pm
I’d like to invite Steve/Casey to expound on these ideas as a guest columnist.
Scipio Tex said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:55 pm
This is tremendous. Go on, please.
CASEY said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:55 pm
TEXAS-holy shit-the land of George Bush….tubleweeds and shit. I don’t know shitzio-i think your the one with the multiple personalities.wop.
Steve said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Shitzio?????wow-i think you just damaged his fragile ego,Case-lol
Scipio Tex said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:57 pm
WHAT IF I GIVE YOU A DOSE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE-YOU DONT LIKE THAT DO YOU?!!
I AM GOING TO INFECT YOU WITH SPINY ECHIDNAS AND GIVE YOU TUBERCULOSIS!
SHIT-MONKEY-LEGOS-BISQUICK-LEGUMES!
Yahweh said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I’m offended by Steve/CASEY’s language.
Casey said:
April 21st, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Well…hiccup…I’ll be….some of the finest…schools….r from….dee south…..is this blog on the government watchlist? it should be!
Jorvorskie Lane's 17th FUPA said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:03 pm
“THIS GUY IS AN ASSHOLE-FIRST RATE-MOST OF THEM ARE A BUNCH OF WIERDOS-IF THEY’RE NOT FUCKING THEIR SISTERS THEY’RE PICKING ON THE DEFENSELESS.YEA, WE KNOW YOUR FROM THE SHIT -ASS SOUTH-THE ASSHOLE OF THE EARTH.WELL…I’LL BE…”
Could somebody translate this into English?
Art Vandelay said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Is this what happens when you join Twitter?
sps55 said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:08 pm
So what if someone’s Black? Why is that always such an issue with Southerners? Not only do they bring down the party, they bring down the whole country.You guys are in your own little bit of wilderness-and that’s where you will always remain. Its recession time-time for recruiting. Again, we need to look at your connection to the University of Texas. do they receive public funds? Does the football program there recieve public funds? We want to contact your advertisers as well. Who would advertise on such an idiotic shit blog such as this! What? Your offended by this, Shit-zio?
HenryJames said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Have you ever read Shit-zio’s ‘The Art of War?’
Well I'll be... said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:13 pm
You need a translator because they don’t speak English in Tex-ass. Neither does your former Governor, yawl.
sinless1 said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:14 pm
As the only one here qualified to throw stones, Casey needs to chill. I don’t think he knows a fickle, demonic lunatic when he sees one.
Trips Right said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:14 pm
GUERRILLA WARFARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Texas tumbleweed said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Nobody puts down Texas.Its the home of Jessica Simpson! We’ve got alot of talent down here-we got George (hiccup) Bush-and we got Shitzio.
HenryJames said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Backyard! Right now!
uthookem said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:17 pm
I guess I crossed a line that steve/casey isn’t near…shucks, my attempt at racial humor won’t reach the masses.
:(
Texas tumbleweed said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:21 pm
No-no Guerilla Warfare-we’re just going after everyone connected to this blog. I know its way over your head, by time you guys utter a sentence alot of time has gone by. I guess that’s why they call it a drawl, huh?
HenryJames said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Diplomatic immunity!
Steve said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Ah-hahhahahaha….well I’ll be-let me lift up my pants so my ass crack isn’t stickin’ out, yawl.Oh…I’m late-gotta git home ta fuck my cuzzin, yawl.
well I'll be.... said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Gee, Case-I don’t think they could handle it.They just censored us.
Vasherized said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:26 pm
This thread Deliveranced.
Chooky said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I must admit that HenryJames’ constant disparagement of Moundbuilders has become very offensive.
Trips Right said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:32 pm
HenryJames refers to us as “breeders”.
Scipio Tex said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:34 pm
For clarification, not that any of you needed it, this is all the same person.
Fascinating.
Kafka said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Just one of your personalities would be fine.
Kafka said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Too funny for my words.
Leslie said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Unprofessional.
Nordberg said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Fuck the offseason.
Sybil said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Fuck. I thought I was crazy..
Steve/Casey, time for your shock-treatment. Shove Mommy’s curling iron in your ass and jump in the tub…
This is a very strange blog said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Its a cheap shot. Its ok to put down and marginilize whole groups of people, but its never ok to poke fun at the incestous south.Whatever you say.I’m not too worried,I don’t think this blog has too many fans,anyway. Whyin God’s name would you insult your readers? Its just common sense. How do you hold a job?
Shitzio fan said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I don’t think anyone ever responded to these losers that way, before. All a bunch of pro football wannabees-sittin’ at the bar with their $200.oo bi-weekly paystubs thinkin’…shit…if that were only me…
HenryJames said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I drive a Dodge Stratus!
Well...shucks....I'll be a southern monkee said:
April 21st, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Wal-mart pays better than Sports Authority.
Big Box ho'down said:
April 21st, 2009 at 3:02 pm
That’s just their mentality. after their done nailin’ their momma they tie a black man to the back of their chevy and go fer a good ol’ riiiiide YEEEEE-_HHHHHAAAAAWWWW-shouting-we’re from the great tumbleweed staate of Texass!!!!!Don’t mess wit us!
VoiceOfInsanity said:
April 21st, 2009 at 3:02 pm
That shit makes me seem normal!
Is there anyway that we can get ShaggyAggy in a thread with these guys. That would be amazing!
VoiceOfInsanity said:
April 21st, 2009 at 3:03 pm
err any *insert space* way
Steve said:
April 21st, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Why do they talk so slow? Maybe its all that inbreeding their doing.
George Brett said:
April 21st, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Steve/Casey,
Got something in my shoe for you…
NateHeupel said:
April 21st, 2009 at 3:08 pm
LOUD NOISES!!!
Steve said:
April 21st, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Are you implying their “challenged” mentality because their fathers are also their grandfathers?
Chooky said:
April 21st, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Shitzio? Oh, I get it now. That’s a play on Scipio. Did you try Shitpio and not like it? It seems like you rushed it, like maybe you prematurely settled — just sayin’.
Duke of Ohio said:
April 21st, 2009 at 3:21 pm
What’d I miss?
glenn said:
April 21st, 2009 at 3:30 pm
irony at play. some dude who doesn’t know when to use their/there/they’re is talking about mental challenge in others.
Facebook User said:
April 21st, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Chooky – Quit jerking off on this thread and write your Steven A Smith ESPN eulogy.
Newy25 said:
April 21st, 2009 at 4:47 pm
About 4 years ago I attended a function in Little Rock where Switzer was speaking. He openly admitted to paying Billy Sims cash personally to keep him in school his senior year. He also mentioned helping finance an abortion for a football player’s girlfriend (he would not mention the name) so the player could be more “focused” during the season.
Classy that one is.
George Brett said:
April 21st, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Who’s pitching today?
Johnny Lydon said:
April 21st, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Still no Afrikka Bambatta tag? God damn it.
OldtimeHorn said:
April 21st, 2009 at 6:16 pm
ponderos: “Switzer later referred to Lawton (CT’s hometown) as ‘the armpit of Oklahoma.’”
But… but… in Oklahoma, isn’t that like calling it the garden spot of the state?
Nero said:
April 21st, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Threadshitter –
If you knew anything about Texas football you would know that over the last several years, there have been many football recruits that are either from West Africa or are the children of immigrants from West Africa. Many of them come from Houston, which has a large immigrant community from that area.
Many of these recruits have been great ambassadors to the University on and off the field. You could say they have a high “hit rate” as it were, and Scipio’s comment in general was to give props to that group.
If you were a Polo fan, you might say the same thing about players from Argentina. It strikes me as odd that a person can’t even make POSITIVE comments about Africans without sounding racist, after that comment has been tumble-dryed through your hippie shit cycle.
If you will re-read the post, nothing was mentioned about the color of anybody’s skin. A correlation was proposed between recruiting success and a geographic location.
Racism won’t die until people like you allow the general public to discuss minorities on their merits or other characteristics without you immediately throwing out the race-card in response.
misterloki said:
April 21st, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Best thread ever, in my opinion.
Kevin Ivanovich Rasputin Kubecheski said:
April 21st, 2009 at 9:10 pm
My father forced me to go to tu, and it was only when I realized that everybody at tu was gay and/or a hippie, I transferred to A&M. However, it is clear that I have some serious tu influences in my psychology, so I do not hate tu, and thus, I am qualified to make such an objective comparison.
Steve's ass said:
April 21st, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Thank you, Nero. May I have another?
glenn said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 5:22 am
i used to know a couple in kansas fairly well. the guy had coached some years at ou in wrestling.
passing through their town one time i stopped by to see them. the guy had gone somewhere so i visited with the wife.
we had never talked about texas vs ou or college sports but that time the subject came up. i asked her about his experiences at ou and specifically asked her opinion of cheating. her exact words: ‘honey, if you aren’t willing to cheat, you don’t really want to win.’
she went on to tell me she cheats at everything. told me not to play card games with her; she knows how to win. i told her the games she’s playing aren’t the card games.
ctex80 said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 5:23 am
I’ve never read a psychotic break before. Fascinating.
NateHeupel said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 6:11 am
glenn: I’m trying to figure out why the statement of a former OU wrestling coach’s wife has any bearing on OU. It sounds like you’re trying to make some sort of tenuous connection, but maybe I’m misreading it.
nero: Very well said.
glenn said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 6:16 am
nate, i asked the lady about her husband’s coaching career AT OU and specifically asked about cheating AT OU. sorry i didn’t spell that out. i wanted to know her opinion of OU CHEATING. ie, was she cool with it?
sorry i didn’t make myself plain.
NateHeupel said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 6:38 am
And so she responded by saying she believed if you weren’t cheating, you weren’t trying to win. You asked for a specific analysis, and you got this woman’s general philosophy on life. You said it yourself: she cheats at everything. You have again failed to do anything but show a tangential connection to OU.
glenn said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:09 am
no. actually she indicated she was perfectly comfortable with the cheating that goes on at oklahoma — including that of her husband — and that, indeed, she embraces the philosophy on a daily personal level.
you know, i watched what happened with kelvin sampson at indiana and put that together with what i’ve seen at ou over the years and also what that lady said. i’ve about decided that cheating is addictive. that someone who is talented enough to prosper straight up is somehow warped by it — not unlike drugs, performance-enhancing or otherwise — into thinking they are not adequate as nature provided but must have the ’sure specific’ in order to do well.
i thought indiana was crazy to hire sampson. no doubt he would make a fine coach if he hadn’t been damaged, but he’s probably ruined for life. real pity that.
kind of like ou’s offensive line. if they can’t hold, they don’t know how to play.
www said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 8:38 am
my girlfriend has the cutest little shitzio puppy
glenn said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 8:43 am
we had some good friends who showed and bred several dog breeds. all went just fine until a bulldog and a shih tzu got it together. i never saw the pups, but nancy said they considered repeating the breeding, they sold so fast.
Spring Branch Horn said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:02 am
I drive a Dodge Stratussphere, it is almost out of this world. It took me to Vegas and back one year.
By the way, whenever I die, could Henry James and the gang come to make fun of me at my funeral. My family night not like it but I will be chuckling in my urn.
glenn said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 am
what makes you think your family wouldn’t like it? what’s so special about you?
to paraphrase: home is where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
misterloki said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Just to clarify, you are talking about the cartoon from Southpark that actually is in reference to the George Brett coprophilia story, right? Try googling “Mister Hanky”.
Nero said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Steve -
You have me confused. I’m not a part of the Barking Carnival authorship. Just a reader and occasional commenter like you.
Minnesotahorn said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Can anyone tell if this idiocy is from the same IP address as “Croatian Nation has Pescky powers” from the end of the Why Athletes go broke thread?
misterloki said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Oh sure, clean up the thread so I look like a lunatic with a Mister Hanky fetish.
CloseToJumping said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 3:17 pm
I think this is the finest thread in the history of mankind. Well done on all ends. Wow.
Steve said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Now I feel guilty.
Bartoncreek said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 5:59 pm
While I was entertained by the thread, I have to plead my color blindness. Wtf was racist in the article? I even re-read it and still can’t find it. Maybe that is why the reaction is so entertaining?
misterloki said:
April 22nd, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Bartoncreek- The lunacy at the of the thread was cleaned up, and rightfully so. However, the racism apparently came from the Mr. Hanky graphic. In other words, it was imaginary. See my last two posts.
exuLt said:
April 23rd, 2009 at 3:08 pm
“we had some good friends who showed and bred several dog breeds.”
No doubt it was their flashing that turned those bitches on. Captivated them, so to speak.
Shawnette said:
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:14 pm
All you mutherfickas are jus messin with are mynes!Prankstas-go ta hell.
Dopamine said:
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Excluding Florida, Louisiana and Texas, most Canadians tend to view the South as being slightly “anemic” (in a Third world sort of way). Southerners, however, tend to view Canadians as nothing more than just “bacon”. Canadians view the American South as a southern wasteand. Southerners may see Canada as a northern wasteland.
ickivicki said:
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I agree with the West Africans part; East Africans are too skinny for UT football.