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1. absolut said:

   March 20th, 2009 at 4:23 pm

   Coach K’s part bleeds black like Shinola shoe polish-97%; Barnes’ part widens-99%; D. James misses more than three lay ups-72.35%

2. Bluehair knitting in court-side seats said:

   March 20th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

   UT guards lose their composure for a stretch of 5 minutes, resulting in 10-15 straight points for Duke: 80%
   Rick Barnes refusing to call a timeout during this Duke run: 100%

3. Shaggy Aggie said:

   March 20th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

   An over confident and delusional A.J. Abrams shoots the Longhorns out of the game – 100%.

   The Longhorns go through a couple a long stretches where they look like keystone cops on offense and can’t buy a bucket to save their lives – 100%.

   Duke beats the Longhorn asses – 90%. The only thing that may save the Horns is the short window between games, which could conceivably prevent the soft and politically correct Duke D from fully exploiting the Horn’s achilles heel on O.

4. Ghost of Jimmy the Greek said:

   March 20th, 2009 at 6:21 pm

   Shag Ag shits on a thread – 100%

5. Work said:

   March 20th, 2009 at 6:38 pm

   Ghost to the rescue – 100%

   Matt Hill gets some burn – 0.75%

6. SonnyQuarles said:

   March 20th, 2009 at 8:18 pm

   Horns are far more competitive with Duke than Aggies are with UConn – 200%

7. Texoz said:

   March 20th, 2009 at 8:35 pm

   Dexter goes to shake hands to start the game and knocks out the starting Duke lineup – 47%

   TV camera cuts to a Turkish flag in the audience – 67%

   A chest-thumping UT leads for most of the 2nd half, but goes limp at crunch time like HenryJames’ penis in the Playboy Mansion grotto-87%

8. Nero said:

   March 20th, 2009 at 9:59 pm

   Balbay’s defender gives him 20ft, 10″ of cushion from the three point line – 100%

9. RansomStoddard said:

   March 21st, 2009 at 5:30 am

   James forgets what Barnes tells him in a timeout: 100%

10. www said:

    March 21st, 2009 at 5:54 am

    commentators talk about dex’s weight loss over 3 times – 98%

11. Texas Longhorns versus Duke Blue Devils Preview | BrianCombs.net said:

    March 21st, 2009 at 6:47 am

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12. Turkish Ambassador said:

    March 21st, 2009 at 7:13 am

    Commentators relate the story of how A.J.’s dad made him shoot over a ladder in their driveway: 100%

    Clint Chapman hits a free throw: 0.15%

13. whoopspat said:

    March 21st, 2009 at 8:23 am

    We successfully execute an end-of-half play:

    0%.

14. Art Vandelay said:

    March 21st, 2009 at 8:25 am

    CBS Sports switches to a game just as they are going to timeout: 99%.

15. jonestopten said:

    March 21st, 2009 at 8:36 am

    Dogus hits another trey: 2%

    Dex makes Kyle Singler bleed: 63%

    Singler hits both resulting free throws: 92%

16. Shaggy Aggie said:

    March 21st, 2009 at 10:27 am

    “Horns are far more competitive with Duke than Aggies are with UConn – 200%”

    Yea, wow, that was going out on a limb. I’ve got not problem agreeing with the above. I still have no idea how white washed BYU got an 8 seed. They were one of the worst looking teams I have seen in the tournament so far. Baylor would have had no trouble whooping up on them from what I could tell. Yea, I expect my Ags to get the broomstick in the worst way against UCONN.

    You know, Dogus may just have a wunderkind type of game and carve up that Dookie D. He really has a talent for driving the ball. I would say that his play is the key for the Horns. If he can have his way driving the ball against the slow footed Dookie guards, then Texas has got a decent chance at an upset.

17. Nero said:

    March 21st, 2009 at 10:56 am

    “Horns are far more competitive with Duke than Aggies are with UConn – 200%”

    I don’t really agree or disagree with this comment. Texas LOVES to just stop playing basketball the last two minutes of the first half and the first two minutes of the second half. The Minnesota game was an exception.

    A&M has a habit of going for 8 minute stretches without a bucket from the field.

    I think solid play by Dex will go a long way to keeping the game competitive and hopefully preventing long runs by Duke. However, on any given night I think A&M has a better puncher’s chance than Texas does because they shoot a hell of a lot better than UT does.

    No matter what happens, I will enjoy both games thoroughly.

18. Black Scholes said:

    March 21st, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Texas looks to inbound the ball under pressure with no designed play to free a receiver: 83%

    Texas turns the ball over on a pressured inbounds: 27%

    It happens again: 13%

19. GingerBalls said:

    March 21st, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    That charge on James was criminal. Duke flop in play.

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