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Posted by Trips Right on February 11th, 2009 under Uncategorized
The comments from this group will be better than the story itself. I believe that with every fiber of my being.
Culture, I'm going hungry, Pop Culture, Salma Hayek, Ta ta's
D W commented on the blog post March Madness open thread 23 minutes ago
Now Baylor talking trash to the #14 seed players. Seriously?
ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 26 minutes ago
If Sam Houston State wins then Rick Barnes will have trick-fucked me in a completely unexpected way. I figured if Baylor beat us like a drum three time then should be able to ease past Sam Houston State. I did not know about the Rec Specs.
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gingerballs commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day One 29 minutes ago
Sam Houston attempting to one up Murray St.
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gingerballs commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day One 31 minutes ago
WOW, way to shit the bed Stallings….again
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Triston27 commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day One 33 minutes ago
Wow. Fortunately I had Vandy losing Saturday anyway.
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gingerballs commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day One 39 minutes ago
Murray….present!
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CloseToJumping commented on the blog post March Madness open thread 45 minutes ago
If Baylor fails, my grand scheme of Purdue playing for it all will immediately begin to take shape.
ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post Beat the Barkers NCAA Tourney Bracket 49 minutes ago
Freaking BYU.
Otherwise, I’m 2-1.
CloseToJumping commented on the blog post Beat the Barkers NCAA Tourney Bracket 57 minutes ago
Yeah, that Purdue pick was awesome. It seems like I heard something about them having injuries, but it slipped my mind when making picks. I’ve literally not seen them play for one second this season. Not a highlight, nothing. Good work.
1-2 to start things off, I think it’s clear I’m going to own this thing.
ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 1 hour, 35 minutes ago
Man, Sam Houston State is playing Baylor perfectly. Rec Specs is running the paint. And I always love teams with short guys who jack threes.
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ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 1 hour, 47 minutes ago
And they have a dude with rec specs.
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Trips Right commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 1 hour, 48 minutes ago
Sam Houston State with a triangle and two to stifle Baylor. I’m going to vomit
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ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 1 hour, 48 minutes ago
Sam Houston State is like Tom Penders’ wet dream.
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Art Vandelay commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 1 hour, 49 minutes ago
MMOD is beating me down with the Ivan brothers.
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ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post March Madness open thread 1 hour, 50 minutes ago
ND proved that the old tried and true, anti-Duke theory about how teams that rely on unathletic white dudes who have to get to the foul line and/or make a alot of really ugly right-handed layups never win in the tourney.
ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post March Madness open thread 1 hour, 51 minutes ago
Man, I can’t believe that Florida game. Their team actually appears to be DUMBER than ours.
Vasherized commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 1 hour, 53 minutes ago
We need to send our guys to Baylor’s School of Hard Dunks.
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Triston27 commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day One 1 hour, 55 minutes ago
Dollar $igns!
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Art Vandelay commented on the blog post March Madness open thread 1 hour, 58 minutes ago
Great start to the tourney. Two OT games and a one point ND loss.
Yeah – a bunch of half ass bowl games is a much better idea.
uthookem commented on the blog post March Madness open thread 1 hour, 59 minutes ago
I think Sam Houston has taken more charges in the first ten minutes than Texas took all season.
Trips Right commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 2 hours, 1 minute ago
Morris goes down.
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Trips Right commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 2 hours, 4 minutes ago
Big 3 by morris down 1 with 8 seconds
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Vasherized commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 2 hours, 4 minutes ago
Dude hit the easy layup.
/facepalm
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Trips Right commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
Morris down 3 with 29
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Vasherized commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 2 hours, 7 minutes ago
UDOH SWAT GAME ON!
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Triston27 commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day One 2 hours, 8 minutes ago
1-point game with just 30 seconds left
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Triston27 commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day One 2 hours, 8 minutes ago
1-point game with just 3 seconds left
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Trips Right commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 2 hours, 9 minutes ago
Morris down one even after getting hosed on a jump ball call. 35 to go
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Trips Right commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 2 hours, 12 minutes ago
Morris down six with a minute left. They’re done.
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Trips Right commented on the blog post March Madness Open thread 2 hours, 14 minutes ago
Baylor looks like a final four team
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uthookem said:
February 11th, 2009 at 9:16 am
I did some milking this morning as well come to think of it…
Nero said:
February 11th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Would you like to share my toothbrush?
BrickHorn said:
February 11th, 2009 at 9:34 am
I am currently formulating a plan that is basically a combination of the classic 80’s movie Soul Man and creepy diaper fetish websites.
The General said:
February 11th, 2009 at 9:52 am
The cure for hunger in Africa is one of Salma’s breasts. It also cures:
Scurvy
Various social diseases where Paxil is normally prescribed
Dengue
Marriage
Worms
Hangovers
Vasherized said:
February 11th, 2009 at 9:57 am
I just joined UNICEF. Or something.
Nordberg said:
February 11th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Never thought I’d say this, but I’d do just about anything to be that starving african kid.
Bartholemew Switzer said:
February 11th, 2009 at 10:27 am
I am lactose tolerant. Feed me the leche.
Big Satan said:
February 11th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Peace Corps enrollment applications quadruple.
Facebook User said:
February 11th, 2009 at 10:58 am
Salma Hayek’s rack makes Chuck Norris cry.
Texoz said:
February 11th, 2009 at 11:27 am
I’ve got something clever to say. It’s right on the tit of my tongue.
Oh, yes.
I’d like to have my face on the side of those milk cartons.
jc25 said:
February 11th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Call me when it’s Jessica Alba.
HornsHornsHorns said:
February 11th, 2009 at 11:43 am
I’m dressing up as a starving African baby for Halloween next year, and Salma Hayek’s house is my first trick-or-treat stop.
Scipio Tex said:
February 11th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Kabongo?
Mingus said:
February 11th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
I’ve seen hotter in Senegal
Al Bundy said:
February 11th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum,
hooters on a girl that’s dumb.
Don'tMilkTheBull said:
February 11th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
I’d run bare ass waving an American flag through the streets of Mogadishu if I thought there was any chance I could knock that starving kid out of the way and have my way with the Hispanic wet-nurse.
Salma, in the words of the late, great Bob Hope, “thanks for the mammaries”…
Liz Lemon said:
February 11th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
I want to go to there.
dutchie said:
February 11th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I literally spent the last 5 minutes trying not to geek out in a classroom of about 30 people. “Feed me the leche” had me almost in stitches.
Thanks guys.
Big Satan said:
February 11th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Ha. 30 Rock is priceless.
He looks like a cartoon pilot!
Beaten dead horse said:
February 11th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I’m soooo going to hell because I’d knock that right out of that baby’s mouth and substitute my own.
the Bobs said:
February 11th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
substitute your own??? You think your breasts are better than Salma’s?
Black Scholes said:
February 11th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Beaten dead horse: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
the Bobs: I have nipples, Beaten, could you milk me?
Leach'sLiver said:
February 11th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Ebony Abacus,
Well played Sir.
Beaten dead horse said:
February 12th, 2009 at 4:30 am
I have nipples that only a starving baby can arouse.
jinx said:
February 12th, 2009 at 5:45 am
I went to bed without dinner last night…where was Salma then?
Trips Right said:
February 12th, 2009 at 6:40 am
That kid will never be able to appreciate a fried bologna sandwich. It’s all downhill from here. Fucking celebrities.
Hippie Killer said:
February 12th, 2009 at 7:03 am
This is the first time I ever considered a hungry African Baby a “Lucky Bastard”.
coach Callahan said:
February 12th, 2009 at 8:17 am
That kid will be easy to spot later from the stretch marks around it’s lips.