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Salma Hayek Breastfeeds African Baby

Posted by Trips Right on February 11th, 2009 under Uncategorized

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Momma….

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  1. I did some milking this morning as well come to think of it…

  2. Would you like to share my toothbrush?

  3. I am currently formulating a plan that is basically a combination of the classic 80’s movie Soul Man and creepy diaper fetish websites.

  4. The General said:

    February 11th, 2009 at 9:52 am

    The cure for hunger in Africa is one of Salma’s breasts. It also cures:

    Scurvy
    Various social diseases where Paxil is normally prescribed
    Dengue
    Marriage
    Worms
    Hangovers

  5. I just joined UNICEF. Or something.

  6. Never thought I’d say this, but I’d do just about anything to be that starving african kid.

  7. Bartholemew Switzer said:

    February 11th, 2009 at 10:27 am

    I am lactose tolerant. Feed me the leche.

  8. Peace Corps enrollment applications quadruple.

  9. Facebook User said:

    February 11th, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Salma Hayek’s rack makes Chuck Norris cry.

  10. I’ve got something clever to say. It’s right on the tit of my tongue.

    Oh, yes.

    I’d like to have my face on the side of those milk cartons.

  11. Call me when it’s Jessica Alba.

  12. HornsHornsHorns said:

    February 11th, 2009 at 11:43 am

    I’m dressing up as a starving African baby for Halloween next year, and Salma Hayek’s house is my first trick-or-treat stop.

  13. Kabongo?

  14. I’ve seen hotter in Senegal

  15. Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum,
    hooters on a girl that’s dumb.

  16. Don'tMilkTheBull said:

    February 11th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    I’d run bare ass waving an American flag through the streets of Mogadishu if I thought there was any chance I could knock that starving kid out of the way and have my way with the Hispanic wet-nurse.
    Salma, in the words of the late, great Bob Hope, “thanks for the mammaries”…

  17. I want to go to there.

  18. I literally spent the last 5 minutes trying not to geek out in a classroom of about 30 people. “Feed me the leche” had me almost in stitches.

    Thanks guys.

  19. Ha. 30 Rock is priceless.

    He looks like a cartoon pilot!

  20. Beaten dead horse said:

    February 11th, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    I’m soooo going to hell because I’d knock that right out of that baby’s mouth and substitute my own.

  21. substitute your own??? You think your breasts are better than Salma’s?

  22. Black Scholes said:

    February 11th, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    Beaten dead horse: You can milk just about anything with nipples.

    the Bobs: I have nipples, Beaten, could you milk me?

  23. Leach'sLiver said:

    February 11th, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    Ebony Abacus,
    Well played Sir.

  24. Beaten dead horse said:

    February 12th, 2009 at 4:30 am

    I have nipples that only a starving baby can arouse.

  25. I went to bed without dinner last night…where was Salma then?

  26. That kid will never be able to appreciate a fried bologna sandwich. It’s all downhill from here. Fucking celebrities.

  27. This is the first time I ever considered a hungry African Baby a “Lucky Bastard”.

  28. coach Callahan said:

    February 12th, 2009 at 8:17 am

    That kid will be easy to spot later from the stretch marks around it’s lips.

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