Comments on: Graduation, 2009 & The Big 12 South

By: Tim's Bleeding Vagina

Tim's Bleeding Vagina — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:18:52 +0000

mod-er-a-tor [mod-uh-rey-ter]
–noun

A person, or small group of people, who manages a mailing list, blog, forum, or Usenet newsgroup.

ouch [ouch]
-noun

A douchebag who enjoys having his ass handed to him repeatedly on said mailing list, blog, forum, or Usenet newsgroup.

By: Ouch

Ouch — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:28:49 +0000

If I was purposely trying to stir things up, I would point out how a UT grad can’t spell revelation and reinforce. You know, Chooky style. Contrary to popular belief, that’s not my intention here. I wasn’t bragging about it, but it seemed from the profanity-laced comebacks that the pot was brewing.

I just thought it would be OK to talk about my frustration with UT football on a UT blog. Sorry to offend anyone.

What, no “mods” Chooky? You just crushed TBV’s world.

By: flamingmonkeyass

flamingmonkeyass — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:00:29 +0000

Ouch I’m a Texas fan on a Texas blog reading about Longhorn topics. I have a vested interested in the University of Texas having gotten my degree from there. Why are you here?

You haven’t stirred anything. If you were wanting to upset us or bring us to some great revealation you’d have to bring more than the ridiculous bullshit you’ve posted on here. All you’ve really done is re-enforce our arrogance by showing us that we matter so much some one who’s not even fan has takne the time to post as much as you have. Congrats.

By: Chooky

Chooky — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:30:10 +0000

Oh, I’m the captain of the S.S. Inane. And even I have spent a decade trying to move past me to no avail.

Ouch,

We really don’t have a moderator. And don’t play the “everyone here is just arrogant” card and then immediately scoff at the worthiness of other posters. Anyone who takes the time to type out “flamingmonkeyass” is good people in my book.

All aboard.

By: Ouch

Ouch — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:00:22 +0000

I am a total dork

By: Ouch

Ouch — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 08:15:53 +0000

Well done Chooky–combing my posts for mistakes so you can use more pointless profanity. I thought moderators were supposed to be level-headed? So did CloseToJumping get his name because of you? You guys need to breathe deeply in your paper bags before posting–you can’t lose your cool or else the plebians might realize you’re nothing more than XBox junkies like them. Who else will they look up to? The Blockbuster manager? YOU ARE EVERYTHING TO THEM, SO KEEP PRETENDING.

Don’t slip up again Chooky–can you imagine your life without flamingmonkeyass and Tim’s Bleeding Vagina? You need the litter as much as they need the teet–be smart!!

And most importantly, you stay classy, Austin!

By: CloseToJumping

CloseToJumping — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 07:15:18 +0000

Well, Chooky, I have been trying to move past you for roughly a decade to no avail. I have no control over my willingness to get sucked into the abyss of the inane.

Let’s be realistic, this thread had played itself out at post 50 or 60 before Ouch entered stage left and began squirting disappearing ink on our faces from the oversized flower pinned to his lapel.

By: Chooky

Chooky — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 06:47:12 +0000

Ouch misspelled buffoon. Surely we can move past this fucking dullard, right?

By: CloseToJumping

CloseToJumping — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:44:14 +0000

How is there any debate that Ouch is an OU dipshit? I didn’t realize that that was up for debate. If he isn’t hOUstonsooner from back in the Hornfans days, he is a lot like him. I found his behavior here hilarious. He epitomizes the sooner faithful.

By: Kafka

Kafka — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 03:29:59 +0000

Maybe Ouch is steven. His style is similar, kind of a paranoid, not in touch with reality thing. Ouch/steven is never bona fide.