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Tress Gets His Q Package On
Posted by Scipio Tex on December 28th, 2008 under Football
Inspired by our abortive effort in utilizing the McCoy/Chiles Q package (which Barking Carnival Readers dubbed The Cluster Flux) word out of Ohio is that we may see Todd Boeckman on the field at the same time as Terrelle Pryor. Think of the kinetic energy that will crackle when the 240 pound Boeckman and his 4.95 40 takes the field next to Pryor!
The Ohio State blogworld is quite excited at the prospect:
The word is that we could see some plays that featuring both Todd Boeckman and Terrelle. I assume that Todd would be the QB and TP would line up as a WR, but any combo with both of them could give the Texas defensive coordinators fits.
Warning to Ohio: spice for its own sake is like putting Grey Poupon in a milkshake. I know you want variety; this isn’t the variety you’re looking for.
I throw down the gauntlet to our readership: name this package.
My first submission:
Ebony And Agony
Winner gets a pair of Ohio State crocs.
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Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest: Post Mortem 1 hour, 1 minute ago
Don’t have time to address each and every comment now, but I wanted to say thanks to everyone for contributing to the site this season. It’s made it a lot of fun to follow a team that’s tough to watch at times.
Also, I wanted to thank you for the kind words as
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Hiphopopotamus commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day Two 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
And that’s all she wrote…relatively boring day so far. A&M out to a nice early lead.
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Art Vandelay commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest: Post Mortem 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
Trips,
Great work all year long. Love the passion. The fact that you kept writing these (even around the birth of a child), is fantastic, shows your commitment, and is a little freaky. :-)
I think you showed great restraint in this post. It would have been easier to “go off” on Barnes.
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ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post Barnes worst team 1 hour, 6 minutes ago
Second awesomest thing — Magnus gets his woman to go to Hooters with him.
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Hiphopopotamus commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day Two 1 hour, 13 minutes ago
Missouri going to hang on…
Sconsin clinging to a 2 point cushion
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BrickHorn commented on the blog post Barnes worst team 1 hour, 26 minutes ago
Are there any women who are not skanks at any place on 1960?
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Hiphopopotamus commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day Two 1 hour, 27 minutes ago
Make that a 1 point Wofford lead with 4+ to play…
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Hiphopopotamus commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day Two 1 hour, 33 minutes ago
Pitt rolling Oakland.
Purdue holds on against Siena…I missed it in my bracket, but I’m actually happy for them.
Missouri pulling away from Clemson (68-60) with 7 to play…knew I should have never bet on Oliver Purnell, even if it was against this Missouri team.
Amazingly, game of the day so far might be Wisco/Wofford – 2
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ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post Barnes worst team 1 hour, 37 minutes ago
I ain’t talking about the girls Brick.
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BrickHorn commented on the blog post Barnes worst team 1 hour, 39 minutes ago
The girls don’t wear jorts at Hooters. They dress like Richard Simmons.
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ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post Barnes worst team 1 hour, 42 minutes ago
That, by the way, was the best thing that’s come out of this basketball season. Knowledge of Magnus’ intimate familiarity with the service and cut-off threshold at Hooter’s as compared to BWW3. Hooter’s — worse food at a higher price than a titty bar, served with jean shorts, cheaper beer, and more stretch
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Blake Stansbery commented on the blog post Arkansas Razorback Football Spring Practice Preview: Running Backs 2 hours, 7 minutes ago
Who thinks that one back could step up and be the go to this year?
I still think it is going to be a by committee approach, but someone could separate themselves this spring. You just never know.
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Nickel Rover wrote a new blog post: Barnes worst team 3 hours, 2 minutes ago
Basketball:
Texas lost to Wake Forest in the first round last night. Trips Right somehow found the inner strength to do a final post-mortem where he also prescribes a month of defensive drills for baby 2010-11 Texas basketball in order to foster its development into a team that can at least dribble towards the basket.
PeterBean was
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Trips Right commented on the blog post Weekly Whispers 3/17/2010: Duke and Kentucky Do the Chomping 3 hours, 9 minutes ago
BigAaron, it’s what Ballerjunkie has been hearing in his circles. The information is certainly not an opinion, but what is out there at this time.
We’ll have more on a weekly basis.
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Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest: Post Mortem 3 hours, 24 minutes ago
BiH,
I actually agree with you. I think the charge and missing the two FTs earlier got in his head a bit. Also, he passed to Mason on the possession earlier which I didn’t think made sense. Mason had his pass knocked out of bounds, thankfully, but it seemed strange to me when
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P.Drez commented on the blog post Champions League Draw 3 hours, 27 minutes ago
Inter got the team everyone wanted, which will more than likely set up a great semifinal against Barcelona. I believe Mourinho will be putting everything into the Champs League now, even if it means sacrificing Serie A.
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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Lucky 3 hours, 31 minutes ago
Great stuff, Ted.
Interesting discussion this has sparked about Calahan.
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gingerballs commented on the blog post Big Dance: Day Two 3 hours, 48 minutes ago
Hearing Murray Hewitt’s voice never gets old…even if the commercials could use his comedic talent much better.
Cornell is impressive, Temple got fucked with them as a 12.
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D W commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest: Post Mortem 3 hours, 48 minutes ago
Turn off the sound and watch the replay of Johnson’s setup and motion shooting the free throws. They never had a chance of going in. After the first one, he sighs heavily, looks up at the ceiling (?), moves his feet nervously and generally gives off the body language of wishing the earth
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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Baylor v. Sam Houston State Preview 4 hours, 7 minutes ago
Memes by definition are to be shared.
Congrats. Udoh is a beast. Rooting for you guys, strangely.
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D W commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest: Post Mortem 4 hours, 44 minutes ago
Trips, thanks for all your posts this season. I don’t always agree with you but that is sort of the point of a blog isn’t it? Your assesments are usually well-written, informative and fair and where else can you find those qualities?
As for the team, I watched a loose, confident and
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texasengr commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest: Post Mortem 5 hours ago
Why didn’t we call a time out after Wake hit the go ahead jumper?
The clock would have been reset to ~1.5 seconds. Wouldn’t the ball have been advanced to half-court? Or was that rule changed?
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Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest: Post Mortem 5 hours, 5 minutes ago
If AB can get inside the top 15 or so, he should go. If he can’t, then he should come back. He’s got a lot of warts on his game, but a lot to build on as well…..
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Blake Stansbery wrote a new blog post: Arkansas Razorback Football Spring Practice Preview: Running Backs 5 hours, 8 minutes ago
The Arkansas Razorbacks spring practices are creeping up and are officially set to begin Tuesday March 30th. This is a first part in a series of articles over the following days leading up to March 30th highlighting position battles to watch in the spring.
It is by now well known that the Razorbacks will be without
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ghostofagroundgame commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest: Post Mortem 5 hours, 10 minutes ago
Trips, thanks for all of the post-mortems this year. It’s one thing when you’re 17 – 0, and it’s something else entirely when your year ends like our has. There is only one thing in this one will which I take issue. You said:
“In the plus column, I was happy with the
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Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 5 hours, 15 minutes ago
Nordie,
Is that you being glib derived out of frustration (lord knows, I can empathize) or do you have actually have some source or evidence beyond the general media sources? Is that just conjecture that you’ve heard or do you know anything credible? Love to hear it if you do…..
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Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest: Post Mortem 5 hours, 27 minutes ago
“This may seem arrogant but I believe its true – if you are a coach in virtually any sport at UT, you will be a good recruiter. The state is loaded with athletes, including basketball players, UT as a university is top-notch by virtually any measure and just really doesn’t have any serious in-state competition.”
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skymonkeyhorn commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest: Post Mortem 5 hours, 36 minutes ago
Trips, I love you man ! Of course its man Love and not like the love you have with Henry…..
You are the very best of all the talking heads on Texas Basketball, your knowledge is vast and your style is dynamic and you reach the crazies with your knowledge on hoops.
You are right about the
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GoHornsGo90 commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest: Post Mortem 5 hours, 39 minutes ago
It’s not Brown’s fault they made a bad call. It is Brown’s fault giving the ball up there. In his defense, he was in a pretty sick spot in the corner. Not in his defense, he is allowed to dribble and shouldn’t BE in the corner in the first place.
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Texastough commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest: Post Mortem 5 hours, 44 minutes ago
I started that post before any of the other comments. Didn’t know redundancy could be so long-winded.
Big Satan said:
December 28th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Knife Sodomy
Scipio Tex said:
December 28th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
A solid effort. Direct, angry, has a hint of Seven to it.
More….
Nero said:
December 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
The Sidecar
Guess who is sitting in the bitch seat.
Trips Right said:
December 28th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Art Schlichter’s cover machine.
Scipio Tex said:
December 28th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Now we’re warming up.
Doperbo said:
December 28th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Apartheid’s Strong Points
Sashay and Dash
Buddy Cop Movie: More relevant if Pryor says ‘I’m gettin’ too old for this shit’ in post game quotes’.
Bartoncreek said:
December 28th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
The “Anytime you can get an extra slow, crappy white guy on the field and take out a fast black dude it’s a good thing” package. Known around here as the Brett Robin package. Or the Peter Ulman package. Not that Brett or Peter are crappy.
Scipio Tex said:
December 28th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
For the Buddy Cop motif, I think you just go with Running Scared and let the reader fill in the necessary blanks for Gregory Hines/Billy Crystal.
Apartheid’s Strong Points is currently neck and neck with Art Schlichter’s Cover Machine.
Bartoncreek said:
December 28th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
We should have tried this with Vince and that guy from the private school in Dallas. That would have been awsomely stupid, just like this.
Bad Idea Jorts Package
Scipio Tex said:
December 28th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Barton – that would be Matt Nordgren.
Every time Tress runs out Todd Boeckman, God throws an angel onto a burning couch.
Nero said:
December 28th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Birdshit
Soldier of Orange said:
December 28th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Jim Tressel’s Dynamic Duodenum.
absolut said:
December 28th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
tony romohio
Poor Aggies said:
December 28th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Random Tandem
Poor Aggies said:
December 28th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Urethral Weapon
Wannstache said:
December 28th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
For Your Buckeyes Only
Black Scholes said:
December 28th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Chiles’ Revenge.
Black Scholes said:
December 28th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Divan Duo.
Sponsored by La-Z-Boy and Zippo.
Facebook User said:
December 28th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
The Silver Streak
absolut said:
December 28th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Racing Stripe(after Big Red and aluminum foil)
Bacon said:
December 28th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
The “I Package”
I can see it now…Pre-game watching the band dot the “I” in ignorant!!!
or
Three Yards, Two QB’s and cloud O’ Shit!!!
Kriess said:
December 28th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Lightning and Summer Breeze.
Evil E said:
December 28th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
“THE Cluster Flux University”
Bill Shakespeare said:
December 28th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
ground and pounded
Longhorn in Canada said:
December 28th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
The Wonder package
I couldn’t figure out a way to get Paul into the name. Ebony and Ivory, together in harmoneee…
Parlin Hall said:
December 28th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
i Spy
burnt orange dog said:
December 28th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
ball and chain
Redfoot said:
December 28th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Shanghaied Goon
Horn in Tyler said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Soul Slow
mysterious package said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Zulu and choochoo
Horn in Tyler said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Boeck’n Fall
Horn in Tyler said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Dotting the “Why?”
Horn in Tyler said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Age Before Beauty
flamingmonkeyass said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Hall and Oates
flamingmonkeyass said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
White Man’s Burden
Horn in Tyler said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Separate But Equal
retrobater said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
grab your package
flamingmonkeyass said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
PatronSaint said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Slow Time at the Apollo
Horn in Tyler said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Tortoise & Hare
Horn in Tyler said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Beanie’s Weenies
PatronSaint said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
The Columbus Dispatched
PatronSaint said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
The Missing-Man Formation.
Dutchie said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Sweater Mess
Dutchie said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Or to try and make it rhyme a bit more,
Sweater Messed?
PatronSaint said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Pryor Restraint
Dutchie said:
December 28th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Sweater Pest
Horn in Tyler said:
December 28th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Priory of Scion
Horn in Tyler said:
December 28th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Bust-A-Nut Package
Vasherized said:
December 28th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Bring Out The Gimp
Kriess said:
December 28th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Blackman And Robin Package
longhornmatt said:
December 28th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Lock, Stock, and Two Misfiring Barrels
longhornmatt said:
December 28th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Also, we should start calling our version the Q-drop package.
flamingmonkeyass said:
December 28th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Tango and Cash
flamingmonkeyass said:
December 28th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Observations on the Feelings of the Beautiful and Sublime
flamingmonkeyass said:
December 28th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Bi-Pryor Disorder
flamingmonkeyass said:
December 28th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Justin Zwick Totally Worked Out Okay for Us Package
CrazyJoeDavola said:
December 28th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Oh, hi. No.
The General said:
December 29th, 2008 at 6:13 am
Fail.
PatronSaint said:
December 29th, 2008 at 6:47 am
Oh, gay. I know.
PatronSaint said:
December 29th, 2008 at 6:48 am
The meh shrug couldn’t hurt whatever formation of apathy.
JoePa said:
December 29th, 2008 at 7:03 am
Punkazz’d n Bitch
They’re both Tressel’s bitches and Boeckman was punked by Pryor and has as much raw talent as Ashton Kutcker which would be ZERO! Crocs would be sweet on the sidelines.
CloseToJumping said:
December 29th, 2008 at 7:09 am
Blunder & Lightning
Bill Shakespeare said:
December 29th, 2008 at 7:22 am
Muschamp’s B!tch
uthookem said:
December 29th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Another 48 Hrs.
Art Vandelay said:
December 29th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Olestra
causes diarrhea, stomach cramps, and other unappetizing symptoms
cpwhite said:
December 29th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Annexation of Michigan
Mysterious Package said:
December 29th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Bring out the Gimp-Zed/Vasherized
Vandylove said:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Pryor Engagement
Crazy Joe Clark said:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
He’d dead, Jim.
Vandylove said:
December 29th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Big head todd and the munster
Jim said:
December 29th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Mason/Dixon
Jim Crohio
2 dead in O-hi-o (what do you mean, who’s Neil Young?)
Affimative Distraction
Prison Shower
Orakps’s Delight
jimmyjazz said:
December 29th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Cart Blanc
flamingmonkeyass said:
December 29th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I like Affirmative Distraction
Legalknievel said:
December 29th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
8/5ths
NorthDallasSooner said:
December 29th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Kissing Senior Ass so he’ll Recruit for you in the Future
TalkinBoutShaft said:
December 29th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Burner & Cooch
Holy Cow said:
December 30th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Shades of Grey
or
Wonder Twins (shape of a couch, form of a flame)
AC/DC said:
December 30th, 2008 at 11:21 am
TNT
bktkck said:
December 30th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Ebony & Ivory — together in perfect harmony
Black Scholes said:
December 30th, 2008 at 11:36 am
So where are we on this? Who get the crocs?
Personally, I would burn them in the front yard as a small homage to my trip to Columbus.
Steve Nebraska said:
December 30th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Are You There God? It’s Me, Todd.
Jackie Treehorn said:
December 30th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Texas has the Q Package, Ohio State has the Why Package
God said:
December 30th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Todd, I hope that you don’t curse me next Monday night, but I’m a Texas fan.
Macanudo said:
December 30th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Inconceivable!
HoomEm said:
January 2nd, 2009 at 12:37 am
Turd + Polish
phineasgage said:
January 2nd, 2009 at 1:25 am
2 qb’s, 1 ball
PatronSaint said:
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:07 am
2 qb’s, 1 ball
Oh, snap!
Mockingbird said:
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:20 am
Festrunk Brothers
exuLt said:
January 3rd, 2009 at 7:46 am
The OEO Package
Gyp Hop
Mennon Black
Bring on the Gimp gets my vote.
exuLt said:
January 3rd, 2009 at 8:09 am
That is to say, “out”.
When IS this site going to invest in an ‘edit’ button?
blutroniq said:
January 4th, 2009 at 12:19 am
ZwickNSmith II
Fiesta Bowl: Pryor Offense, Texas Longhorns Scouting Ohio State Buckeyes Offense | BucksInsider.com - Ohio State Buckeyes News, Videos, Schedules & More said:
January 4th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
[...] And Tress has a package for both of them! [...]
Hooked said:
January 4th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Stuck ‘n Mud
upgrayedd said:
January 4th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
The German Chocolate Fake
Facebook User said:
January 4th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
When IS this site going to invest in an ‘edit’ button?
Don’t worry – we have a team of expert Magyar hackers working around the clock on revolutionary site advances like edit buttons and formatting.
I promise – 2009 is the year!
Texoz said:
January 4th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
The Pretenders Package – “A, o, way to go Ohio”
or, “Honey, I Shrunk the Package” Package
Evil E said:
January 4th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Ebony and Ivory
More like, “Entropy and O-fer-Three” (in their last three BCS games after Monday night, that is).
GoingCoastal said:
January 5th, 2009 at 8:04 am
“The German Chocolate Fake”– very nice!
The Buck Putz.
fbomb said:
January 5th, 2009 at 9:52 am
The waterdance?
Drop Zone?
Sorry, but I really wanted to work in Wesley Snipes and just couldn’t pull the trigger on White men can’t jump or Jungle Fever….
Texoz said:
January 5th, 2009 at 11:01 am
The Crying Game Package
DBH said:
January 5th, 2009 at 11:12 am
“The German Chocolate Fake”
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
coach Callahan said:
January 5th, 2009 at 11:40 am
homie the clown and the man formation
jonestopten said:
January 5th, 2009 at 11:51 am
To tell and old family secret, my mother was Dutch…
Sports Jesus said:
January 5th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
The Black and Tan’s opening for The Dry Heaves
fbomb said:
January 6th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Is this still on? Hello? Hello?
How about the German chocolate fade!?! Get it? Fade!
Rock me!! buzzer.