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Gene Chizik is a n*gga

Posted by HenryJames on December 15th, 2008 under Football

At least according to Iowa State player Darius Darks.

Darks posted his video response to Chizik accepting the Auburn head coaching job on Facebook.

“A lot of people asking me what I’m going to do with coach Chizik leaving. I understand business is business, but this man lied,” Darks said in the video. “At a team meeting he was sitting there saying ‘I told your mother, Jerrod Black, and I sat on your auntie’s couch, Darius Dark, and I told her I would take care of you while you was up here at Iowa State.’ Where’s that n—- at now? Auburn University.”

It sounds better if you read it in Morgan Freeman’s voice. Or James Earl Jones’.

Being the cinematic auteur that he is, Darks produced a second video with him and freshman running back Jeremiah Schwartz of Florida.

“Let me explain something really quick,” Schwartz said in the video. “Rule one: Don’t f— with a Florida n—-. Rule two: Don’t lie to your team. Rule three: Respect rule two.”


“Lesson number one: Don’t underestimate the other guy’s greed!”

I’d like to add a fourth rule. Don’t recruit guys out of Florida named Schwartz as your running back. Physician? Yes. Agent? Yes. Tailback? No.

And finally a fifth rule. Don’t post your thoughts on Facebook.

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19 Responses

  1. Michelangelo Antonioni said:

    December 15th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    I admire the camera placement in these videos.

  2. Antonioni is dead.

  3. Facebook User said:

    December 15th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Auteurs, gather up!

  4. That’s probably preferable to calling him a cracka, though I can’t explain why.

  5. chizzle is no nizzle fo snizzle

  6. that word was supposed to be applicable to all races by definition, but somehow got plastered on my chest…………….. and I can’t wash it off, lol!

  7. Horn in Tyler said:

    December 15th, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    If Darius Darks can see it, why is Charles Barkley bitching?

  8. Pitchin Paul said:

    December 16th, 2008 at 6:23 am

    Congrats to ISU. You have moved from irrelvant to the victim in a cruel practical joke. Any minute the AD of Auburn will hold a press conference to announce that he has just “punked” the sports world and Auburn’s real coach is Turner Gill

  9. The Chiz is getting abused coming and going. I’d say he has one hell of an agent to parlay that resume into an SEC head coaching gig even if it’s a middle-of-the-pack school.

  10. Dark Helmet said:

    December 16th, 2008 at 7:32 am

    I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

  11. i wouldnt consider auburn a middle of the pack school.

  12. Okay, see, see now you found yo self a nigga. You was lookin’ for a nigga, nigga here now!

  13. i wouldnt consider auburn a middle of the pack school

    It certainly is in the SEC. There are at least six better jobs in the conference than tending to that unruly War Eagle & Lowder’s hitler youths.

    Florida
    LSU
    Georgia
    Alabama
    Tennessee
    South Carolina (if only for the August membership)

  14. BC is currently casting the reply video if anyone is interested- we’re looking for someone who can pull off Chizik talking street. Which is basically a McLovin impersonation we think.

  15. Chizik has yet to update his facebook status since this came out. Its still “Gene is leaving a second tier program.”

  16. Hippie Killer said:

    December 16th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Gonna have to agree with Horn in Tyler.

  17. dasmithjones said:

    December 16th, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    EDBS has video from an insider on the Chizik hire:

  18. Alexander Cutler #3 said:

    July 17th, 2009 at 6:18 am

    Eazy sqweeazy lemon peeezy biiiiiiiitch!!!

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