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Does Billy Sims have Tourette Syndrome?
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CloseToJumping said:
December 15th, 2008 at 11:49 am
The guy is sooner educated and lives under a bridge. If there is a better example of what that school stands for, I have yet to see it. You can spot him at the Cotton Bowl each year harrassing sooner fans for handouts or fried snickers bars. I applaud their bravado in hoisting him as a living mascot.
dimecoverage said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
“You can spot him at the Cotton Bowl each year harrassing sooner fans for handouts or fried snickers bars.”
Seriously?
HenryJames said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
You can also spot him in school cafeterias harrassing kids for their lunches.
CloseToJumping said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Seriously.
TaylorTRoom said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Word.
Woody Bombay said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
dimecoverage said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
There’s a whole world at the OU game that I’ve obviously missed.
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Woody Bombay wins!
Boomer! said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Glass houses are sweet….Ricky Williams is a dread locked weed addict who crossdresses and Vince Young is a schizophrenic momma’s boy who meets some adversity and wants to kill himself…good times
Jonathan Brandis said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Adversity is a bitch
t1climb1 said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Boomer,
That may be but neither of those guys has been arrested for beating his wife and also not paying child support. Billy Simms is not a good person period.
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
I fucking hate Sooners, so it didn’t make me feel bad at all that douchebag bradford had to share the spotlight with billy fucking sims.
billy sims…has that idiot ever done ANYTHING with his life? I get the feeling he waits for the Heisman trophy presentation every year and then makes an assclown of himself, just to remind anybody who has the misfortune of being in the room with him, that he was somebody 30+ years ago.
Imagine winning the Heisman…you have so many emotions running through your mind…you want to soak in the moment…congratulate the other finalists…receive congrats from other “winners”…answer reporters questions…share the experience with your folks…and not to mention, this moment is on national television and being recorded FOREVER…and you got this codeine syrup drinking motherfucker yelling like a damn 7th grader and fucking it all up for you.
I LOVE IT!!!! KARMA IS A BITCH SOONERS!!!
ponderos said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Nice of the UT and Florida Heisman winners to show up and support their guys.
Sam Bradford said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Billy Sims is unreal.
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
BOOMER!
If Colt McCoy had one it, I’d be OK with Ricky Williams lighting a fucking blunt on stage next to Vince Young and his mother. I’ll take that over a over that fucking loser billy sims making the moment about himself.
BTW, Glass Houses? Weren’t you the university that used to gangrape girls, shoot teammates, take steroids, snort coke and should I remind your meth addicted brain about Big Red Auto?
Sleep well!
Reggie Bush said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Um, there’s a slight problem with VY being on the stage during the announcement …
Boomer! said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
unless he writes a letter to the Heisman committee saying he’s gonna off himself if they don’t let him up there..
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Ponderos-
Earl Campbell is currently dealing with either a Hip or Knee Replacement (I can’t remember which). The dude can barely walk, is it OK with you, if he couldn’t make it to New York?
Ricky Williams is still playing football in the NFL. I see Jason White doesn’t have that problem, but since Ricky still has a job, he should probably be at practice. Taking a day off from the Miami Dolphins and Bill Parcells probably isn’t as easy as taking time off from State Farm Insurance.
I can’t speak for the Florida winners. I’m guessing you are excluding Tim Tebow. So, maybe you are talking about Steve Spurrier? Maybe he was getting ready for his team’s bowl game and I suppose that is where is best interest is.
Good news though, no Sooner has ever done anything after playing football at Oklahoma and ‘ol boomer sooner bill sims, wasn’t beating on his woman this weekend, so understandably, they all had plenty of time to go to the ceremony.
HenryJames said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Mike Tyson used to pay a dude to wear fatigues and repeatedly yell “guerrilla warfare” at his news conferences.
So there’s hope for Sims.
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Sooner,
You have had a great season. You have cheated your way to a Big12 Championship, A National Championship and now a 4th Heisman Trophy.
You should feel good about your season. There is only one blemish. It may be small, but it’s like a big shit stain on your underwear.
Let me refresh your memory: 45-35. Scoreboard motherfuckers!
billy sims: “COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG!!!!”
Boomer! said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Angry person,
It would be Heisman # 5 not 4…big 12 title # 6 and NC # 8.
Scary numbers huh! They’ll all be on a scoreboard soon!
Agree with Billy though – it is a helluva drug
ponderos said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Good news though, no Sooner has ever done anything after playing football at Oklahoma
Well, you’re 100% wrong, but good point on Earl. I made that same point to a friend of mine the other night.
hobbs said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Now this is funny shit:
Every Day Should Be Saturday
Boomer!:
Go fuck yourself.
bighornfan32 said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Billy Sims is axing me if I will join the school lunch team? Hell no I wont!
Oh, and Boomer!, dont forget you also have 7 major NCAA infractions. Dont forget.
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
“Well, you’re 100% wrong”
I stand corrected. My Apologies. I let my emotions get the better of me sometimes.
I actually felt that Brian Bosworth’s performance in Stone Cold was one of the best we have seen in quite some time. Can you believe he hasn’t received one single academy award for all the film work he has done?!?!
Tashard Choice said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I’ve done something since playing football at Oklahoma.
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Pretty sure Tashard Choice was drafted out of Georgia Tech.
Huckleberry said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I’ve done something since playing football at Oklahoma.
So did Troy Aikman.
Tashard Choice said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Pretty sure I transferred from OU because I couldn’t hit the field ahead of Peterson and Patrick.
NFL Rookie of the Year Award said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I like Peterson and Billy Sims.
booma.
Brandon Jones said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Somebody call my name?
Keith Jackson said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
This is just getting silly now.
Tommie Harris said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
you know it really is…
Roy Williams said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
I know I have a Pro Bowl jersey or three around here somewhere …
Earl said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I had back surgery
Nordberg said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Do you OU assholes just sit around waiting to read something bad about your sooners? I’m truly sorry that Billy Sims made an ass out of himself Saturday night and everyone’s laughing about it. “Glass houses” in this case doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but go figure.
ChrisApplewhite said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Also, if we’re talking shit, let’s not bring up Roy Williams and his Pro Bowls. That’s like us saying “well at least we scored 14 on you guys in 2000!”
OU Roy WIlliams said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I can’t cover my grandma deep
OU Roy WIlliams said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
45 – 35
Woody Bombay said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
OU Roy Williams has distinguished himself in his post-college life by 1) having a brand new NFL penalty named after him, 2) hooking up with the average-looking member of Destiny’s Child, and 3) completely and utterly sucking at pass coverage, which is, you know, sort of an important part of his job.
dick said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
mentioning roy williams pro bowls is funny. every dallas cowboy fan would trade him straight up for a turd even during his pro bowl seasons
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
45-35 bitches.
the glorious BCS said:
December 15th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
1 Oklahoma .9757 skanks
ChrisApplewhite said:
December 15th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I would trade Roy Williams for Quincy Carter. Today.
douchebag detector said:
December 15th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
“Ricky Williams is a dread locked weed addict ”
you sound like an intelligent, open minded guy. let me guess, liberal democrat too?
douchebag present said:
December 15th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
“codeine syrup drinking motherfucker yelling like a damn 7th grader”
“used to gangrape girls, shoot teammates, take steroids, snort coke and should I remind your meth addicted brain about Big Red Auto?”
absolutely..
CloseToJumping said:
December 15th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
At the end of the day, Ricky Williams would probably put an OU degree to its highest and best use by rolling it up, lighting it up, and smoking it.
The greatest comeback beyond scoreboard to sooners talking shit in real life as they’re washing your car, mowing your lawn, serving your food, or polishing your shoes is always “And look at where that OU degree got you.”
They usually just respond by casting back a 1000 yard stare and breathing through their half-open mouths until they can fathom hollering “Boomer Sooner!!!” at the top of their lungs. They then go back to their duties, or proceed to run back and forth at full speed slamming themselves into the walls of their padded room while observers take notes through 6 inch thick 2-way mirrors.
The General said:
December 15th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Billy Sims actually made me feel sorry for Sam Bradford.
Pattern Detector said:
December 15th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
“NC # 8″
If that happens, can I go ahead and schedule the NCAA probation within 5 years? Has their EVER been an OU NC without probation following?
Jason White said:
December 15th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Now what is it gonna take from me to get you in that car and driving off our lot today?
RansomStoddard said:
December 15th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Sims and Switzer deserve each other. Both are pathetic drunken losers.
flamingmonkeyass said:
December 15th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
You know I keep asking you ponderos how it feels now that we all know Mack Brown (and Will Muschamp) own Bob Stoops? And yet you still have responded.
Does it just tear you up inside so much you can’t even think about it?
How about knowing that Texas is a better football team than ou? Does it burn you to know that if the two teams played again tomorrow the outcome would be the same as the one in October?
Is that why you come here? Is it guilt? Guilt from knowing that the better football, the team that played your hype machine on a neutral field and were two scores better, isn’t going to where they rightfully belong. Is it knowing that all the things you sooners use to say about Mack Brown being a sleazy, used car salesman, are now the very things that everyone KNOWS is true about Bob Stoops.
Your coach is a bitch. Mack Brown’s bitch. And he complains like a bitch. And he runs up the score on overmatched foes to make up for his inability to beat equally talented teams, like a bitch. And in Miami he’ll get punked, like a bitch again. And in October next year, he will once again, get kicked, like a bitch.
flamingmonkeyass said:
December 15th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
*haven’t responded I should say
Barry Switzer and Billy Sims said:
December 15th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
If we had a baby together what would its IQ be?
Dexter Manley said:
December 15th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
You already had a child. It was me.
Ben Gay said:
December 15th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Well at least my time at Baylor got me somewhere.
Hippie Killer said:
December 16th, 2008 at 7:13 am
Bitches need to be kicked.
Bobby said:
December 16th, 2008 at 9:39 am
I don’t know what the IQ would be, but it would already be drunk.
La Cosa Nostradamus said:
December 16th, 2008 at 9:48 am
I predict Signore Sims will come to a bad end.
Hippie Killer said:
December 16th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Do you think Bradford’s Dad said something to drunk ass sims after the ceremony? I was half expecting for Bradford’s Dad to tell him to shut the fuck up and stop shitting all over his kid’s moment.
This kind of behavior from the Sooners brings me much happiness.
Also, how awesome is it that Harrell gets left out of the Heisman ceremony and as a consolation, he gets to go to the White House and meet President Bush! Tee-Hee! Karma is a motherfucker!!!!!
Grade-A Douches will receive what they deserve!
fanman said:
December 16th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Billy is the only Texan out of all the OU Heisman winners. If it makes you guys feel better to focus on Sims rather than the fact that another Okie brought home another Heisman, go ahead.
It just makes Oklahomans smile.
flamingmonkeyass said:
December 16th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Well we tried focusing on our whipping your ass on a neutral field but that didn’t do us much good so we thought we’d try something else for a bit.
Trips Right said:
December 16th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Bradford’s dad is 1/8 Cherokee, so he was probably drunk as well.
chris marcello said:
March 29th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Razor Back fan and attorney here.
The Supreme Court found that the two police officers who stopped Billy had a habit of finding cocaine in vehicles they stopped, one being a chemo treatment volunteer who transported people to and from hospitals who, just like Mr. Sims, tested negative for cocaine. That prompted the court to consider that the cocaine may have been planted on Billy. He was found not guilty.
He married a crazy woman so who knows what happened there. He has a very positive and active relationship with his kids. As far as the non payment of child support is concerned. She admitted that he gave her cash but it was never enough, as what happens in many divorce and child custody cases. So maybe all hes guilty of is not getting receipts from her. His friends all know these facts but he is too humble to defend himself and his friends have been asked to not speak of it. Most of this is public record. Look it up.
Douche detector said:
March 29th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Chris,
The thread is over three months old. Get a life and continue your guiltless gilt fucking…
Tim's Bleeding Vagina said:
March 30th, 2009 at 7:14 am
since this thread was raised from the dead:
“Angry person,
It would be Heisman # 5 not 4…big 12 title # 6 and NC # 8.
Scary numbers huh! They’ll all be on a scoreboard soon!
Agree with Billy though – it is a helluva drug”
how did #8 work out for you there, cockbag?