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Does Billy Sims have Tourette Syndrome?
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Blake Stansbery commented on the blog post Recruiting the Trenches ago
I like my wine in a box…. I like my wine in a box GIIIRL
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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Did Rick Barnes use a plant last night to distract KU players? ago
We commented on the lass during telecast. Thanks for, getting this up, so to speak.
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Mister Mike commented on the blog post Recruiting the Trenches ago
Sailor’s sponsoring it? Holy shit…that likely means goats, togas, and lots of cheap wine.
Welcome to the network!
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Farmer Ted commented on the blog post Recruiting the Trenches ago
Nice job with this – and welcome to the network, on behalf of Better Off Red. See you at the Fantake retreat in Vegas that Sailor Ripley is sponsoring this summer!
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J Rog commented on the blog post Game Day: Spurs vs. Lakers Open Thread ago
Fell apart in the fourth quarter again. Can’t give up 28 points to close out a game. Spurs, Longhorns….heartache once again.
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Farmer Ted commented on the blog post Thoughts on the win in Austin 1 minute ago
Nice job Hiphop. Very nice to win what is probably the toughest game on the schedule handily, although the Hawks obviously caught UT at a good time.
The Morningstar FT was terrible and hilarious. He said the ball was wet, which clearly means Texas was cheating somehow. Would the second chance off balance leaner
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Nickel Rover commented on the blog post Another night, another would-be hero 1 minute ago
I don’t think McCoy played anywhere near the level of Suh and the numbers make it clear that he did not. Suh had twice as many tackles (77-31), sacks (11-5) and nearly tackles for loss (22-14.5). Suh also broke up 10 passes, if he gets stonewalled on the rush he doesn’t allow it to take
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skymonkeyhorn commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Kansas: Post-Mortem 3 minutes ago
We are bound to the past no matter how great the past is, we are bound to fail if we do not look to the future.
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J Rog wrote a new blog post: Missed Opportunities: Spurs vs. Lakers Recap 8 minutes ago
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. This game was served up on a silver platter for the Spurs and they managed to fumble it like a Minnesota Viking in the playoffs.
I think perhaps Will Ferrell can describe my emotions on the current state of the Spurs season better than I.
The Spurs hung around for most of the
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slugfest commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Kansas: Post-Mortem 11 minutes ago
EP, I get your point, but I don’t think the fact that Texas hasn’t won a tourney came as an underdog doesn’t support it. Teams are favored because they are better. The odds that they win are greater than those who are not favored. It’s not like Texas goes into games with a secret weapon
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Mister Mike commented on the blog post Did Rick Barnes use a plant last night to distract KU players? 15 minutes ago
I think KU should demand an immediate investigation. Find someone to get to the bottom of this.
I volunteer myself.
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Trips Right commented on the blog post Top 8 Teams in College Hoops 19 minutes ago
Georgetown?
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RRR commented on the blog post Thoughts on the win in Austin 19 minutes ago
Good write up, hiphop. I love the versatitility of the Morris twins on defense. Xavier Henry is probably the key to a big run in the tournament. If he starts hitting open looks, the inside game will really open up. Post to post passing is fun to watch.
It’s pretty nice when
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Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Kansas: Post-Mortem 22 minutes ago
PB, just talking. I’m not ready to replace him but something has to change. The comment about playing 3 on 5 three quarters into the season is just astoundingly bad.
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Blake Stansbery commented on the blog post Petrino Building Fence Around Arkansas 32 minutes ago
Here is more info on Frazier. He is such a great player, and Arkansas needs to land him in a big way.
http://www.kiehlfrazier15.com/Home.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow1mOrMQXYw
These Highlights are from his Sophomore year, and he had a bigger and better 2009. OH MY!
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Blake Stansbery commented on the blog post Petrino Building Fence Around Arkansas 32 minutes ago
Here is more info on Frazier. He is such a great player, and Arkansas needs to land him in a big way.
http://www.kiehlfrazier15.com/Home.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow1mOrMQXYw
These Highlights are from his Sophomore year, and he had a bigger and better 2009. OH MY!
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Blake Stansbery commented on the blog post Petrino Building Fence Around Arkansas 32 minutes ago
Here is more info on Frazier. He is such a great player, and Arkansas needs to land him in a big way.
http://www.kiehlfrazier15.com/Home.html
These Highlights are from his Sophomore year, and he had a bigger and better 2009. OH MY!
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Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Kansas: Post-Mortem 34 minutes ago
It takes more time…unless you’re a Kentucky fan.
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RRR commented on the blog post Mid-Season Thoughts and OU Pre-Game 36 minutes ago
Thanks Trips. I’m hoping for lots of Willie Warren trying to be Sheron Collins. TMG in sync is the scariest thing to face in Norman. That or we get beat up on the boards which seems to be recurring theme of Texas Tech road games.
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slugfest commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Kansas: Post-Mortem 36 minutes ago
I don’t think it’s a case of RB not being able to coach, or doing a poor job of coaching. If you read the entirety of Katz’ blog post, he clearly sounds like a coaching searching for answers — answers that come in the form of players contributing, doing what they are coached to do.
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Blake Stansbery commented on the blog post John Pelphrey’s Unconventional Approach 44 minutes ago
I agree that an NIT bid would be acceptable this year, but that if the Razorbacks can get to 20 wins they will have a very good chance at the NCAA Tourney.
Our RPI is bad, and we have no signature wins.
However, we have 8 games left on the SEC regular season schedule. If we
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Blake Stansbery commented on the blog post John Pelphrey’s Unconventional Approach 44 minutes ago
I agree that an NIT bid would be acceptable this year, but that if the Razorbacks can get to 20 wins they will have a very good chance at the NCAA Tourney.
Our RPI is bad, and we have no signature wins.
However, we have 8 games left on the SEC regular season schedule. If we
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Blake Stansbery commented on the blog post Recruiting the Trenches 48 minutes ago
TP welcome to the network.
I like how you broke this down, and identified which positions history shows a high star ranking has proven to be important. I personally feel that after what all the recruiting sites dub their top players that there is a major falloff. We all love that the recruiting sites bring
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Art Vandelay commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Kansas: Post-Mortem 48 minutes ago
Groundhog Day said:
February 9th, 2010 at 10:00 am“How can everyone on the team have worse basketball sense than my 5th graders? Honestly? We are the dumbest bunch I have ever seen. We weren’t earlier in the year. Hell, Bradley was smartest player, by far, in any of the summer h.s. games. Now he plays
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Farmer Ted commented on the blog post Petrino Building Fence Around Arkansas 51 minutes ago
Good stuff JA. But the Huskers call dibs on any dual threat QB named Frazier thankyouverymuch.
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Hiphopopotamus commented on the blog post Did Rick Barnes use a plant last night to distract KU players? 53 minutes ago
I’m convinced.
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skymonkeyhorn commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Kansas: Post-Mortem 58 minutes ago
“No, but I became a man in Juarez.”
I bet in your fantasy you were the donkey in the show ? No ?“Eight Dollar drink-and-drowns, and cans that merely say “beer” in Juarez will turn anyone into a man”
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Darius Pourceau commented on the blog post John Pelphrey’s Unconventional Approach 59 minutes ago
I don’t think we have to win the SEC tourny necessarily. If we make it to the SEC Tourny championship game and have won about 20 games, I would say a tourny bid would look likely. But that is a pretty big task. I know no one cares about the NIT, but that wouldnt be
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Nordberg commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Kansas: Post-Mortem 1 hour, 4 minutes ago
I like Varez Ward, but he doesn’t seem like the magical missing piece to me. And we’ve got like 15 other guys on scholarship. Losing Varez Ward shouldn’t turn the season into a trainwreck.
Barnes’ “we’re going to fix it” quotes are starting to remind me of Greg Davis talking about fixing the running game. If
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Mister Mike commented on the blog post Thoughts on the win in Austin 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
Don’t follow basketball as much as you guys do here, but I did watch that game last night. Using my extensive experience in analyzing the sport (next to none) the game felt like it had that “Big Game” feel to it, but somehow it just didn’t turn out that way. Kind of…lackluster?
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CloseToJumping said:
December 15th, 2008 at 11:49 am
The guy is sooner educated and lives under a bridge. If there is a better example of what that school stands for, I have yet to see it. You can spot him at the Cotton Bowl each year harrassing sooner fans for handouts or fried snickers bars. I applaud their bravado in hoisting him as a living mascot.
dimecoverage said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
“You can spot him at the Cotton Bowl each year harrassing sooner fans for handouts or fried snickers bars.”
Seriously?
HenryJames said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
You can also spot him in school cafeterias harrassing kids for their lunches.
CloseToJumping said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Seriously.
TaylorTRoom said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Word.
Woody Bombay said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
dimecoverage said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
There’s a whole world at the OU game that I’ve obviously missed.
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Woody Bombay wins!
Boomer! said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Glass houses are sweet….Ricky Williams is a dread locked weed addict who crossdresses and Vince Young is a schizophrenic momma’s boy who meets some adversity and wants to kill himself…good times
Jonathan Brandis said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Adversity is a bitch
t1climb1 said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Boomer,
That may be but neither of those guys has been arrested for beating his wife and also not paying child support. Billy Simms is not a good person period.
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
I fucking hate Sooners, so it didn’t make me feel bad at all that douchebag bradford had to share the spotlight with billy fucking sims.
billy sims…has that idiot ever done ANYTHING with his life? I get the feeling he waits for the Heisman trophy presentation every year and then makes an assclown of himself, just to remind anybody who has the misfortune of being in the room with him, that he was somebody 30+ years ago.
Imagine winning the Heisman…you have so many emotions running through your mind…you want to soak in the moment…congratulate the other finalists…receive congrats from other “winners”…answer reporters questions…share the experience with your folks…and not to mention, this moment is on national television and being recorded FOREVER…and you got this codeine syrup drinking motherfucker yelling like a damn 7th grader and fucking it all up for you.
I LOVE IT!!!! KARMA IS A BITCH SOONERS!!!
ponderos said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Nice of the UT and Florida Heisman winners to show up and support their guys.
Sam Bradford said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Billy Sims is unreal.
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
BOOMER!
If Colt McCoy had one it, I’d be OK with Ricky Williams lighting a fucking blunt on stage next to Vince Young and his mother. I’ll take that over a over that fucking loser billy sims making the moment about himself.
BTW, Glass Houses? Weren’t you the university that used to gangrape girls, shoot teammates, take steroids, snort coke and should I remind your meth addicted brain about Big Red Auto?
Sleep well!
Reggie Bush said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Um, there’s a slight problem with VY being on the stage during the announcement …
Boomer! said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
unless he writes a letter to the Heisman committee saying he’s gonna off himself if they don’t let him up there..
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Ponderos-
Earl Campbell is currently dealing with either a Hip or Knee Replacement (I can’t remember which). The dude can barely walk, is it OK with you, if he couldn’t make it to New York?
Ricky Williams is still playing football in the NFL. I see Jason White doesn’t have that problem, but since Ricky still has a job, he should probably be at practice. Taking a day off from the Miami Dolphins and Bill Parcells probably isn’t as easy as taking time off from State Farm Insurance.
I can’t speak for the Florida winners. I’m guessing you are excluding Tim Tebow. So, maybe you are talking about Steve Spurrier? Maybe he was getting ready for his team’s bowl game and I suppose that is where is best interest is.
Good news though, no Sooner has ever done anything after playing football at Oklahoma and ‘ol boomer sooner bill sims, wasn’t beating on his woman this weekend, so understandably, they all had plenty of time to go to the ceremony.
HenryJames said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Mike Tyson used to pay a dude to wear fatigues and repeatedly yell “guerrilla warfare” at his news conferences.
So there’s hope for Sims.
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Sooner,
You have had a great season. You have cheated your way to a Big12 Championship, A National Championship and now a 4th Heisman Trophy.
You should feel good about your season. There is only one blemish. It may be small, but it’s like a big shit stain on your underwear.
Let me refresh your memory: 45-35. Scoreboard motherfuckers!
billy sims: “COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG!!!!”
Boomer! said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Angry person,
It would be Heisman # 5 not 4…big 12 title # 6 and NC # 8.
Scary numbers huh! They’ll all be on a scoreboard soon!
Agree with Billy though – it is a helluva drug
ponderos said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Good news though, no Sooner has ever done anything after playing football at Oklahoma
Well, you’re 100% wrong, but good point on Earl. I made that same point to a friend of mine the other night.
hobbs said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Now this is funny shit:
Every Day Should Be Saturday
Boomer!:
Go fuck yourself.
bighornfan32 said:
December 15th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Billy Sims is axing me if I will join the school lunch team? Hell no I wont!
Oh, and Boomer!, dont forget you also have 7 major NCAA infractions. Dont forget.
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
“Well, you’re 100% wrong”
I stand corrected. My Apologies. I let my emotions get the better of me sometimes.
I actually felt that Brian Bosworth’s performance in Stone Cold was one of the best we have seen in quite some time. Can you believe he hasn’t received one single academy award for all the film work he has done?!?!
Tashard Choice said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I’ve done something since playing football at Oklahoma.
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Pretty sure Tashard Choice was drafted out of Georgia Tech.
Huckleberry said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I’ve done something since playing football at Oklahoma.
So did Troy Aikman.
Tashard Choice said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Pretty sure I transferred from OU because I couldn’t hit the field ahead of Peterson and Patrick.
NFL Rookie of the Year Award said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I like Peterson and Billy Sims.
booma.
Brandon Jones said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Somebody call my name?
Keith Jackson said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
This is just getting silly now.
Tommie Harris said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
you know it really is…
Roy Williams said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
I know I have a Pro Bowl jersey or three around here somewhere …
Earl said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I had back surgery
Nordberg said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Do you OU assholes just sit around waiting to read something bad about your sooners? I’m truly sorry that Billy Sims made an ass out of himself Saturday night and everyone’s laughing about it. “Glass houses” in this case doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but go figure.
ChrisApplewhite said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Also, if we’re talking shit, let’s not bring up Roy Williams and his Pro Bowls. That’s like us saying “well at least we scored 14 on you guys in 2000!”
OU Roy WIlliams said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I can’t cover my grandma deep
OU Roy WIlliams said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
45 – 35
Woody Bombay said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
OU Roy Williams has distinguished himself in his post-college life by 1) having a brand new NFL penalty named after him, 2) hooking up with the average-looking member of Destiny’s Child, and 3) completely and utterly sucking at pass coverage, which is, you know, sort of an important part of his job.
dick said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
mentioning roy williams pro bowls is funny. every dallas cowboy fan would trade him straight up for a turd even during his pro bowl seasons
Hippie Killer said:
December 15th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
45-35 bitches.
the glorious BCS said:
December 15th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
1 Oklahoma .9757 skanks
ChrisApplewhite said:
December 15th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I would trade Roy Williams for Quincy Carter. Today.
douchebag detector said:
December 15th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
“Ricky Williams is a dread locked weed addict ”
you sound like an intelligent, open minded guy. let me guess, liberal democrat too?
douchebag present said:
December 15th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
“codeine syrup drinking motherfucker yelling like a damn 7th grader”
“used to gangrape girls, shoot teammates, take steroids, snort coke and should I remind your meth addicted brain about Big Red Auto?”
absolutely..
CloseToJumping said:
December 15th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
At the end of the day, Ricky Williams would probably put an OU degree to its highest and best use by rolling it up, lighting it up, and smoking it.
The greatest comeback beyond scoreboard to sooners talking shit in real life as they’re washing your car, mowing your lawn, serving your food, or polishing your shoes is always “And look at where that OU degree got you.”
They usually just respond by casting back a 1000 yard stare and breathing through their half-open mouths until they can fathom hollering “Boomer Sooner!!!” at the top of their lungs. They then go back to their duties, or proceed to run back and forth at full speed slamming themselves into the walls of their padded room while observers take notes through 6 inch thick 2-way mirrors.
The General said:
December 15th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Billy Sims actually made me feel sorry for Sam Bradford.
Pattern Detector said:
December 15th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
“NC # 8″
If that happens, can I go ahead and schedule the NCAA probation within 5 years? Has their EVER been an OU NC without probation following?
Jason White said:
December 15th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Now what is it gonna take from me to get you in that car and driving off our lot today?
RansomStoddard said:
December 15th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Sims and Switzer deserve each other. Both are pathetic drunken losers.
flamingmonkeyass said:
December 15th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
You know I keep asking you ponderos how it feels now that we all know Mack Brown (and Will Muschamp) own Bob Stoops? And yet you still have responded.
Does it just tear you up inside so much you can’t even think about it?
How about knowing that Texas is a better football team than ou? Does it burn you to know that if the two teams played again tomorrow the outcome would be the same as the one in October?
Is that why you come here? Is it guilt? Guilt from knowing that the better football, the team that played your hype machine on a neutral field and were two scores better, isn’t going to where they rightfully belong. Is it knowing that all the things you sooners use to say about Mack Brown being a sleazy, used car salesman, are now the very things that everyone KNOWS is true about Bob Stoops.
Your coach is a bitch. Mack Brown’s bitch. And he complains like a bitch. And he runs up the score on overmatched foes to make up for his inability to beat equally talented teams, like a bitch. And in Miami he’ll get punked, like a bitch again. And in October next year, he will once again, get kicked, like a bitch.
flamingmonkeyass said:
December 15th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
*haven’t responded I should say
Barry Switzer and Billy Sims said:
December 15th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
If we had a baby together what would its IQ be?
Dexter Manley said:
December 15th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
You already had a child. It was me.
Ben Gay said:
December 15th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Well at least my time at Baylor got me somewhere.
Hippie Killer said:
December 16th, 2008 at 7:13 am
Bitches need to be kicked.
Bobby said:
December 16th, 2008 at 9:39 am
I don’t know what the IQ would be, but it would already be drunk.
La Cosa Nostradamus said:
December 16th, 2008 at 9:48 am
I predict Signore Sims will come to a bad end.
Hippie Killer said:
December 16th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Do you think Bradford’s Dad said something to drunk ass sims after the ceremony? I was half expecting for Bradford’s Dad to tell him to shut the fuck up and stop shitting all over his kid’s moment.
This kind of behavior from the Sooners brings me much happiness.
Also, how awesome is it that Harrell gets left out of the Heisman ceremony and as a consolation, he gets to go to the White House and meet President Bush! Tee-Hee! Karma is a motherfucker!!!!!
Grade-A Douches will receive what they deserve!
fanman said:
December 16th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Billy is the only Texan out of all the OU Heisman winners. If it makes you guys feel better to focus on Sims rather than the fact that another Okie brought home another Heisman, go ahead.
It just makes Oklahomans smile.
flamingmonkeyass said:
December 16th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Well we tried focusing on our whipping your ass on a neutral field but that didn’t do us much good so we thought we’d try something else for a bit.
Trips Right said:
December 16th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Bradford’s dad is 1/8 Cherokee, so he was probably drunk as well.
chris marcello said:
March 29th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Razor Back fan and attorney here.
The Supreme Court found that the two police officers who stopped Billy had a habit of finding cocaine in vehicles they stopped, one being a chemo treatment volunteer who transported people to and from hospitals who, just like Mr. Sims, tested negative for cocaine. That prompted the court to consider that the cocaine may have been planted on Billy. He was found not guilty.
He married a crazy woman so who knows what happened there. He has a very positive and active relationship with his kids. As far as the non payment of child support is concerned. She admitted that he gave her cash but it was never enough, as what happens in many divorce and child custody cases. So maybe all hes guilty of is not getting receipts from her. His friends all know these facts but he is too humble to defend himself and his friends have been asked to not speak of it. Most of this is public record. Look it up.
Douche detector said:
March 29th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Chris,
The thread is over three months old. Get a life and continue your guiltless gilt fucking…
Tim's Bleeding Vagina said:
March 30th, 2009 at 7:14 am
since this thread was raised from the dead:
“Angry person,
It would be Heisman # 5 not 4…big 12 title # 6 and NC # 8.
Scary numbers huh! They’ll all be on a scoreboard soon!
Agree with Billy though – it is a helluva drug”
how did #8 work out for you there, cockbag?