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Witness live bitterness.

Posted by ChrisApplewhite on November 22nd, 2008 under Uncategorized

Texas Tech! Norman, Oklahoma! Does anyone have any cyanide!?

Instead of listening to the talking heads ramble on about how great West Virginia Kansas Missouri Rutgers Texas Tech is, I’ve elected to spend this 15 minutes watching Cops. They just busted a guy with crack in his pocket in Florida. He asked them to let him go because he had to get back to football practice or Coach Shannon would be pissed.

I saw 3 holding penalties on the opening kickoff.

OU is still too strong up front and too fast everywhere else for Tech’s offense. Tech can’t run against 5-6 man fronts and all the catch-and-runs won’t be there, at least not consistently. 5 plays and a punt.

OU is manhandling the Tech front 4. You don’t need me to tell you that’s a bad sign for TTU. OU’s gone about 50 yards in 4 plays. Too strong, too fast.

Too early for I-told-you-so’s? I say yes. 7-0 OU (to get used to being happy when OU does well, I have begun taking meth to simulate the real sooner fan experience).

Tech gets a delay of  game penalty, then a false start. Guess Tech had to choose between stamps and officials this week.

Harrell is getting good-but-not-outrageous time in the pocket. Credit to Harrell for being on target with guys buzzing around him. Almost as impressive as HenryJames at the dartboard at Oil Can Harry’s.

Harrell is as good at throwing while backpedaling as anyone I’ve ever seen. Can’t save the drive, though, leading to another punt.

I look away for one second and OU has a 1st and 25. Beats having a 3rd and 43 like Notre Dame had earlier. Deep ball on 2nd and 16 misses and I don’t like that call. Low % play and leaves you with long odds to convert. Punt upcoming. 4 drives, 3 punts. Suck it pundits!

I’m still not sold on Baron Batch but I would take Woods on my team any day.

Harrell takes a long time in the pocket again, but this time he’s sacked. House money. 3rd and 22 and I guarantee a 15+ yard gain here.

But no, another sack after 3 seconds. It’s like Harrell did not read BC in preparation this week. Well, I emailed the athletic department 50 times or so, not my fault.

Sports these days are abut matchups, and OU matches up really well with Tech. They always seem to. It sucks that we have guards that can get pushed backwards by the same guys getting rolled right now. Leverage and effort only get you so far, Techies.

In other news, I cannot believe that Trent Williams is a starting tackle on a top 5 football team. Also, 14-0.

So far Tech’s only offense has been on comebacks after the WR finished running his route. That is not something usually available to a team that’s never called for holding.

I heard this afternoon that non-ranked ACC teams are 12-3 against ranked ACC teams, this after UNC lost to NC St. 21-0 FSU over #25 Maryland, fyi.

Graham Harrell may have limp-wristed the game away. Sooner football up 14-0.

It’s like playing a bunch of good teams in a row is hard or something. No, Tech just quit, that’s what happened.

Watching DeMarco Murray against Tech’s front 7 reminds me of watching Michael Goodson’s high school highlight tape. “Of course he’s rated highly, look who he’s playing against.” Let’s try not to think about how badly Tech’s DL punked us in the first half of our game.

21-0. We need to think about scoring here soon, Graham Harrell.

Tech fans in Norman don’t know what hit them. It was probably a battery.

I’m going to run my favorite Tech fan quotes from the last couple weeks for the rest of the night:

  1. Tim
    November 3, 2008 at 9:09 pm • Edit

    Graham is the real Heisman candidate”

It’s spelled Gresham, Timmy.

4th and 4 from the OU 45 and Leach goes for it. It’s not ballsy, I doubt Leach even knows the score. Incomplete, and now we have to worry about OU running up the score on a #2 team and passing us in the rankings. Thanks for showing up tonight, Raiders.

  1. ChrisApplewhite
    November 4, 2008 at 9:33 am • Edit

    Tech needs to beat OSU, because there is literally 0% chance they beat OU. Perhaps even less than 0, somewhere in the neighborhood of -50%.

Oh, not a Tech fan. I’m sorry.

Jesus Christ. Two Tech DB’s just let Juaquin Iglesias juke them out of their shoes. Juaquin Iglesias. That’s like getting your ankles broke by Sloan Thomas. 28-0.

How was that not a horse collar?

Uh oh, 28-7. Now it’s a game! I think the shortest gain on that drive was 30 yards.

  1. dedfischer
    November 4, 2008 at 11:26 am • Edit

    There’s not THAT much wrong with your DL, it’s just they started quitting in the 2nd quarter as we adjusted to your speed. Tech then started to move the ball via land and air. They’ve definitely got a shitload of talent, but you guys had people half assing out there and maybe you’ve played a tougher schedule, but I think Darrell Royal would agree with me that I have my reservations about them when things get tough in January. They seem to be a knockout artist type of defense, and if you can survive the early on-slaught, you can out last him. Or, at least, that’s how it appeared from the stands.

I wonder how this game appears from the stands?

6 minutes to go in the half and I wouldn’t be surprised if we saw 3 more TDs before halftime. If there is another one scored, it will swing the game tremendously from where it sits now. OU gets the ball first so a TD here will all but end the game. If Tech holds and scores again, it’s a two score game and they have all the momentum.

What God did Murray please? I wonder if he could go for less than 7 if he even tried. Tech is getting abused up front, and that just doesn’t happen. Nobody dominates . . . . well I don’t know any of their names. But I’m told they are all dominators.

He just clowned Tech again. He was 7 yards behind the LOS at one point. Tech’s DL is tired. I have some advice:

  1. dedfischer
    November 4, 2008 at 12:37 pm • Edit

    Then, you need to fire Mad Dog, if you want to play this kind of football. Believe me, they’ll be accustomed to staying on the field, if the OL can’t do a better job of adjusting to a higher level of opponent. It used to happen to us all the time and then you would come tell us how bad you dominated us and we got lucky. And you were right. But, that wasn’t the case this year.

Handoff, gain of ten. Handoff, gain of ten. Handoff, gain of ten. OU is moving the ball so quickly on the ground that they are having to pull up and be more deliberate. Embarrassing for Tech.

35-7 and I think they ran 2 different plays on that drive. 400 first half yards for OU.

OU and Texas have two very different OLs, and you can really see if against Tech. OU is built to push people around, we are built to move. Hold that thought.

Hahaaaaaaaa.

Anyway, Tech’s DTs are a lot like Brandon Noble, if you remember him. Get low and try hard and you can hold your ground. Those type of guys can push us around if we don’t call smart games. OU can just mash, and Tech doesn’t have the speed to do anything about it.

It’s 42-7 now and OU gets the ball first to open the second half. What is the biggest beatdown of a top 5 football team ever? What were we ranked against UCLA?

I just realized that OU is going to be the focal point of the college football world for the next week. I hope Brett Farve takes Tom Brady hostage tomorrow.

I still can’t believe it’s 42-7.

  1. dedfischer
    November 8, 2008 at 9:05 pm • Edit

    We looked beat up and worn out from the Texas game.

  1. Tim
    November 9, 2008 at 7:10 am • Edit

    This Texas Tech team is making BC bloggers look like complete idiots.

I’m going to miss Tim. The Texas Tech era sure was fun, wasn’t it?

Tech’s defense mans up to start the half and holds OU to a FG attempt. Only 38 point lead now. Don’t give up!

Oops, they re-quit. 52-7. They haven’t actually scored the TD yet but it seems like a safe bet.

Assuming Mike Leach stays, Will Muschamp is going to get inside that offense the same way the OU staff does.

WTF happened to Rutgers this year? 6-5?

Ha. Holding on a Tech OL. First one of those since the Kansas game for them. Great timing on that flag, ref.

Crabtree single handedly gets 40 yards and gets it erased by a penalty. Not that it really matters at this point but watching futility has a certain voyeuristic appeal.

OU is still passing with aplomb. They are trying to avoid killing two Heisman campaigns, I suppose.

Speaking of UT rejects, Billy Don Malone had himself a bit of a game today.

So, will OU jump Alabama?

Ha. That was a lame penalty on Nic Harris, and I normally encourage excessive flags against OU. You know you suck when the refs are taking pity on you. Or maybe they had Tech + 50.

Hey, Todd Walker. I remember you. 3 years ago he’d be a starter.

Well, Tech just turned the ball over again. I hope OU scores again. Ahhhh, the meth just kicked in.

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  1. Scipio Tex said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    OU demonstrating why having a viable running game matters.

  2. srr50 said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Utah better hold on against BYU — they are ahead of OU on a couple of the computers, and if this game plays out like it looks, we will need all the computer help we can get.

  3. p said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    Texas Tech is rattled!!

    I was afraid this would happen. If they can’t get their act together on the next series this game is over. Harrell is missing guys, and when he doesn’t OU is right there. This Tech team doesn’t look near the same on both sides of the ball so far!

  4. Bobby Jack Akina said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    Viable running game and a tight end who can catch.

  5. Bobby Jack Akina said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Nice. 11+ minutes left in the half and Tech has burned all three timeouts.

  6. AeroHorn said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Tech dared us to run and took away the pass, but sadly, we didn’t. OU is balanced and Tech’s defense is showing its true colors.

  7. exuLt said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Road pussies.

    Talent will out.

  8. RFourie said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    We’re gonna need to bury aggy

  9. Bob Stoops said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    Nice run you had there, tceh.

    We’ll take it from here.

  10. Bobby Jack Akina said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    OK, a tight end who can catch most of the time.

  11. ponderos said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    This is how we play big boy football, sand aggies.

  12. Black Scholes said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    Asswhipping holds.

    Does OU pass us in the BCS?

  13. p said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    “Tech dared us to run and took away the pass, but sadly, we didn’t. OU is balanced and Tech’s defense is showing its true colors.”

    Tech played inspired football for two games at their house. They were playing WAY above their heads. This is the Tech team that we know and love. I was hoping they wouldn’t come out and lay an egg like this. They are making this easy so far!!

  14. RansomStoddard said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Tech is horrible.

  15. t1climb1 said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    It looks like we are all going to be HUUUUGE Okie State fans next weekend. If they get it done in Stillwater start booking your tix to Miami.

  16. AeroHorn said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    What did Murray have for lunch today?

  17. Bobby Jack Akina said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    OU is averaging about 7,000 yards per carry against Tech.

    Our first carry against Tech resulted in a safety.

    Watching this asswhipping just makes me more disgusted with our first half in Lubbock.

    And watching OU burn clock at the end of the first half just makes me more disgusted with our clock management at the end of the Tech game.

    But I’m not bitter or anything.

  18. ATXHornsFan said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    200 fucking rushing yards in the first half. Leach better have a whole handle of bourbon. Another touchdown. sick.
    Thankfully, I have plenty of tequila. CA, hope the Dripping Springs vodka is holding out.

  19. RansomStoddard said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    This game proves, once again, that Greg Davis should be fired.

  20. Bob Stoops said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Thanks for the scrimmage tonight, Leach. We needed a warmup for next week.

  21. ChrisApplewhite said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    ”

    OU is averaging about 7,000 yards per carry against Tech.

    Our first carry against Tech resulted in a safety.

    Watching this asswhipping just makes me more disgusted with our first half in Lubbock.

    And watching OU burn clock at the end of the first half just makes me more disgusted with our clock management at the end of the Tech game.

    But I’m not bitter or anything.”

    I am. I hope Davis gets the Tech job in the offseason. They deserve each other.

  22. ATXHornsFan said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Wow. muy feo.

  23. AeroHorn said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Dang! Has a number 2 got stomped like this before?

  24. RansomStoddard said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Tech will join the other 118 teams who have no intention of offering Greg Davis a job

  25. Euclid Pi said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    This is a disaster for you guys. OU is going to make up some serious BCS ground.

  26. Bobby Jack Akina said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    Shit. Gotta think OU is gonna get a huge bump in the human polls.

  27. Black Scholes said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    Greg Davis getting outcoached again tonight.

    I still hate that fucker.

  28. RansomStoddard said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Oh, and say goodbye to the Heisman Harrell. Twerp

  29. Stuck in MN said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    Tim- let me know how many Sooner trolls come on your board and talk nonsensical shit after this game. I’m curious.

  30. ChrisApplewhite said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    Sooners showed up en masse after the RRS in 2000. They are more used to it now, I would think. And their team isn’t as good.

  31. ponderos said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    Ruffin’s walking the plank at halftime.

  32. Bobby Jack Akina said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    TCU won. Cincy is winning.

    This is a very good night for OU. That may be a bit of an understatement.

  33. NY Horn said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    Maybe Tech getting trounced will help us?

    If Tech falls far in the polls maybe the voters will think of it more as an OU v Texas decision rather than a OU v Texas v Tech decision. With the former it seems that the head to head victory would provide weightier evidence in our favor. With a true three way decision the argument that ‘You can’t use head to head!’ would be more persuasive.

    I think it definitely helps that we have another week after this weekend before the poll matters. I wouldn’t be surprised to see us gain votes on OU after Thanksgiving since hopefully, realizing the gravity of their decisions, the coaches use a little deeper analysis when voting than ‘hot shit OU fucked them tech tards up pretty good!’

  34. axnjaxn10 said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    maybe OU starts getting some respect nationally and we can stop all this BS about Florida being the best team in the nation! OU and Texas are clearly the best teams in the nation.

  35. Bobby Jack Akina said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    UTEP lost. Arkansas lost. Florida Atlantic lost.

    But, hey, Rice won!

  36. ATXHornsFan said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    FOUR HUNDRED TWO YARDS OF OFFENSE IN THE FIRST HALF.
    Nice defense.
    At least I’m not watching Cash4Gold commercials.

  37. Soonerfan1 said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    on side kick.. lol – panic panic panic – face it – texas is going to be watching the Big 12 championship on TV

  38. beowulf said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    Utah won. Nice computer buffer.

    OU will not pass us in the BCS poll tomorrow.

  39. exuLt said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    So much for sooners showing up on tech’s boards.

  40. Bobby Jack Akina said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Holding!

    Not called by the referee, though. Same guy threw the only holding flag on OU when we played them.

  41. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Not after OU loses to OSU in Stillwater. Thanks to OSU in advance!

  42. soonerfan1 said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    if we lose to OSU – then tech will go, you will still be watching on TV

  43. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    With two losses you friggin idiot? You must be an OU grad.

  44. beowulf said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    We will be watching tv that day while preparing to play the winner of the Fla./Ala game for the NC.

    I can live with that.

  45. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    Ok, trying again. The server is fucking hella slow.

    I misread your post. My bad.

    However, if Tech continues to get spanked this badly and OSU beats you guys next week, Texas will be in for sure. I don’t see how we wouldn’t assuming we win out.

    Tech’s blowout loss will put them off the radar of the voters, and they’ll slip big time in the BCS rankings.

  46. ChrisApplewhite said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    Nice.

  47. ATXHornsFan said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    fumble

  48. horn in exile said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Mankind now leads Tech in tackles.

  49. ponderos said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    If NateHeupel’s around, Box is a pretty damned good LB, broham.

  50. Bobby Jack Akina said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    This like a late-80s Super Bowl involving the Denver Broncos.

    Or a BCS title game involving the Big 10. Or OU.

  51. soonerfan1 said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    yes, I am an OU grad – if we lose to OSU – then Texas and Tech will be tied and tech won the heads up – won’t matter where Tech falls in the BCS. If you can’t figure that out, then you must be a Texas grad

  52. Walter Sopchak said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    See what happens when you fuck a man in the ass, Larry?

  53. RansomStoddard said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    How bad does Gideon’s drop hurt now?

  54. soonerfan1 said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    whether you like it or not, the only way you can get into Big 12 championship is if OU beats OSU and you can hope that you are ahead in the BCS – but with this ass whoopin of tech after they beat you, I don’t see that happening. Sorry, if only that freshman had made the interception…..

  55. p said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    “yes, I am an OU grad – if we lose to OSU – then Texas and Tech will be tied and tech won the heads up – won’t matter where Tech falls in the BCS. If you can’t figure that out, then you must be a Texas grad”

    All we care about is the MNMC game. If you lose to OSU, we could be a shoe in for it. Tech will fall to far to recover.

  56. bat said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    soonerfan1, in that scenario, Texas likely goes to the big championship game. Who would pass them? Certainly, not Tech after this loss.

  57. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    What are the rules anyway, assuming that OSU beats OU next week, and that Tech and Texas win out?

    Is there a straight up ‘head to head’ qualifier? = Because a lot has been made of the fact that if there is a 2 or 3 way tie, the team with the highest BCS ranking goes to the BTCG.

    Ultimately I don’t care as long as we’re in the NCG assuming Mizzou beats Tech.

  58. soonerfan1 said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    I would certainly rather see texas in there if we don’t make it. But…. I’m afraid that a freakin USC might slip in…. Nationally they think USC is the greatest.. by the way – unlike most OU fans, I’m not a texas hater. I grew up just outside of Austin – most of my family went to Texas

  59. dedfishhead said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Explain to me why Tech is getting killed?

  60. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    OU invented the ‘horse collar’ tackle.

  61. soonerfan1 said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    they suck?

  62. DBH said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Tech holds the tie-breaker against Texas if OU loses to OSU. Hopefully, after the ass-kicking they’re taking tonight, we’ll be ranked ahead of them, even if they win the conference championship game.

  63. soonerfan1 said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    yes they did.. by Roy Williams – we like it.

  64. Over Raided said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    Where are my friends Tim, I TT On U, and the rest of them?

  65. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    Who else does Tech play this year? Perhaps this will demoralize them so much that they lose to Baylor. Is that their last game?

    Then again, we have to beat Aggy. And even though they’re a Pop Warner team this year, we haven’t been able to do much against them for the past two.

  66. Tim said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    God I am an ass and man does it hurt that we are getting our asses kicked

  67. Tim said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    They need to fire Leach

  68. Euclid Pi said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    If I were a longhorn I would be rooting hard for OSU next week so my Tigers can pound TT the way we have the past two seasons.

  69. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    I find it very hard to believe that there haven’t been at least 5 holds on each OL tonight. Looks like a different crew than we had vs. Tech and OU.

  70. Bobby Jack Akina said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    I think that’s the same officiating crew that did OU/UT and UT/TT.

  71. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    Seriously. I don’t see how anyone didn’t predict this happening.

    Too bad we couldn’t do it to Tech in Lubbock.

  72. p said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:08 pm

    “Seriously. I don’t see how anyone didn’t predict this happening.”

    Where have you been? We have been drilling the Techies about their “first real road game”.

  73. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    Wow. Tech really sucks.

  74. Bob in Houston said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    Would OU jump Alabama? I don’t think Alabama’s that great, so maybe.

  75. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    Yeah, I have to admit to not being a regular reader this season.

    But almost every prediction I have read online has been a close Tech win. I predicted a 28 point halftime deficit for Tech and was laughed at on the CBS boards.

    I really can’t stand OU, but I saw this one coming from a mile away. Tech got *really lucky* that Texas didn’t bring the A game that night in Lubbock.

    Next week I’ll be rooting like hell for OSU even if a win means Tech goes to the Big 12 Championship where they lose to Mizzou.

    Wow. Tech REALLY sucks. Just amazing. OU could end up scoring 90 points.

  76. soonerfan1 said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    wow… 65 – 14, how did the mighty longhorns lose to this team? Wish there could be a UT v OU for a national championship – how awesome would that be?

  77. ChrisApplewhite said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    You seem like a CBS board kind of poster.

  78. soonerfan1 said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    call me Brent M….

  79. NY Horn said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    We still have a great shot at this. Like Herbie was saying now it’s us versus OU. Tech is dead in the water and will stinking up the Cotton Bowl. Greatest Tech team of all time still won’t make a BCS bowl – that has to be pretty deflating for Tech fans. This is why when Tech students say they got into UT but chose Tech, you don’t believe them.

    If this becomes an us versus OU debate then you know the head to head is going to be huge for us, especially since it was a two score game on a neutral field – nobody can say shit about that win.

  80. Tim said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    Worst performance ever

  81. Tim said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    Worst performance ever

    only Greg Davis could make us look good

  82. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    Oh yeah, Chris?

    You have a lot of experience with CBS Sportsline boards then do ya? You seem like one too.

  83. soonerfan1 said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    head to head doesn’t matter – UT lost to tech. none of it matters… Florida will slip in there with a win over Alabama even with their only loss being at home to an unranked ole miss.

    damn.. harris hits like Roy Williams…

    peace out – you guys keep dreaming about how you can get in. We beat the number 2 team in the nation tonight. just like you beat the number 1 and Tech beat the number 2 – it’s over, unless there is a playoff, you guys are just going to have to wait until next year. We won’t lose to OSU. We will play for and win another national championship — Peace OUt

  84. ChrisApplewhite said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    Maybe I will go to CBS now and tell them all how the Big 12 tie-breakers work.

  85. ATXHornsFan said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    OU ball. amazing

  86. ChrisApplewhite said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    “peace out – you guys keep dreaming about how you can get in. We beat the number 2 team in the nation tonight. just like you beat the number 1 and Tech beat the number 2 – it’s over, unless there is a playoff, you guys are just going to have to wait until next year. We won’t lose to OSU. We will play for and win another national championship — Peace OUt”

    I am now perfectly confident Texas will play for the Big 12 championship.

  87. Ex-pessimist said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    As crazy as this sounds, if OU and Tech played again in Lubbock at night, I’d probably pick Tech. Bigtime snowball effect happening here.

  88. ATXHornsFan said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    Given the raping that OU has put on Tech, I don’t think snowballs are a good topic.

  89. Tim said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    Hep me!! Hep Me!!

  90. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    LOL. You do that.
    I guess in your insular world I make a comment about having made a single post on a CBS board and you have the whole community pegged. We’re all ignorant fools who don’t know how Big 12 Conference tie breakers work.

    That’s why I said “my bad” and asked how they work.

    I think you might need to lay off that crappy Dripping Springs vodka y’all folks in Austin are so crazy about.

  91. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    West Virginia. Boise State. LSU.

    Ain’t it too bad that the BCS programmers can’t include past embarrassments in the equations?

    Ah well.

  92. ATXHornsFan said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    Its better than 3.2 beer.
    OU sucks.

  93. NY Horn said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    OU fans need to make sure they get plenty of coal for their stoves on the way back to their trailer parks. It’s pretty cold out there and those Aerostreamers don’t hold up too well in the winter.

  94. Tim said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    First off quit posting using my name, I’m so popular over here there have been a dozen post written by other people using my name.

    After the UT/TTU game I called out the BC bloggers for not coming on here and saying they were wrong, and for making excuses for their loss.

    So, I’m here to say that Texas Tech was taken behind the wood-shed, chained to the Sooner Schooner and drug 3 miles down a caliche road.

    If you give Bob Stoops two weeks to prepare he is just hard to beat. We got completely exposed in every facit of the game. I was wrong about the quality of our offensive line, I was wrong about our run defense, and I was wrong about our overall toughness.

    No excuses, Refs didn’t matter, no whining we got beat.

    While I would prefer for OU to lose in Stillwater next week(I don’t think it will happen), I don’t think we deserve to represent the Big 12 in the title game. We are obviously not “there” yet.

    It’s just painful.

    I know the BC community is creaming in their panties, to get their licks in on me. So, let me have it……

  95. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    Yeah, ou does suck.

    Just one question. Doesn’t that go without saying now? Or is someone under the assumption that I’m an mobilehoma fan?

    A little sensitive tonight, are we? Wow.

  96. Ouji Board said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    Hmmm. The BCS is texting me on my iPhone. Should I answer?

  97. Fake Tim said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    Tech was overconfident

  98. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    “If you give Bob Stoops two weeks to prepare he is just hard to beat. We got completely exposed in every facit of the game.”

    Yeah, but strangely if you give him a month to prepare for a game he uses that time to devise the most insane ways to embarrass our conference.

    ou sucks. I would have loved to see Tech win tonight. Too bad. Damn I hate ou.

  99. Texas Tech said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    Big Game Bob owns us

  100. Texas Tech said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    Big Game Bob owns us go Tech!!!

  101. exuLt said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    sand aggies. feh.

  102. Stuck in MN said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    Tim, we’ll see you again in 2014 or so when the stars align again for another Tech victory. It was a pleasure having you.

  103. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    Chris,

    This really was a good post. Really funny, and I’m not being sarcastic in the least. I’m a vindictive bastard too. Hilarious. But it doesn’t change the fact that only a vindictive bastard would have thought to quote Tech fans and then make replies to them as the ass-kicking unfolded.

    Hahaha. I didn’t take the CBS comment personally, and no hard feelings.

  104. Spelling nazi said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    Tim: I think you meant to type “facet” and not “facit.”

  105. ATXHornsFan said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    This is over.
    Time to focus on the sheep lovers from Texas Agricultural & Mechanical College.
    Horns need to kick some aggie ass. Big time.

    Hook em.

  106. DrkBgrk said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    Nice game write-up. Force feeding crow in real time is awesome fun to read.

  107. dick said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    “No excuses, Refs didn’t matter, no whining we got beat.”

    Oh really? 65-14? How noble of you to come and not whine about the refs after that display.

  108. Tim said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    Bonghorn -

    We should hang out sometime. I’m digging your chili.

  109. dick said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    “No excuses, Refs didn’t matter, no whining we got beat.”

    Oh really? 65-21? How noble of you to come and not whine about the refs after that display.

  110. p said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    “If you give Bob Stoops two weeks to prepare he is just hard to beat.”- Tim

    2003 154 total yards against LSU

    2004 55-19 vs USC

    2006 43-42 vsBoise St(never beat a ranked team)

    2007 48-28 vs West-by god-Virginia

    Maybe the problem is Stoops should only get one bye week before bowl games!!

  111. sooner tim said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    There was a noticable lack of “talk” from the OU side during the week and lots from TT. Talk never gets you anything….and it won’t get OU or me anything now.

    Time to go to Stillwater and win there. I’m not the stats professor that ChrisApplewhite is, but it’s real hard for me to believe that if OU wins next week it doesn’t pass UT. (That is if it doesn’t pass UT tomorrow)

    What a difference 6 weeks make. I left the Cotton Bowl believing the better team won. And, on October 13 that may have been the case. I do believe OU is the better team now.

    And suffering??? I had to give up my Big XII championship tickets because of the Y Adventure Guides Dads and Sons camping trip on Dec. 5/6. Obviously a Stephen F. Austin grad running that program.

  112. Cimarrones said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    Tim is always good for a laugh. Tech gets exposed on the road.

    Now, we just need Okie Lite to beat OU and put Tech into a meaningless Big 12 CS game while we get ready to go to Miami.

  113. p said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    “I left the Cotton Bowl believing the better team won. And, on October 13 that may have been the case. I do believe OU is the better team now.”

    The best defense in the big12 is in Austin, so it is without a doubt that you would feel that way considering the last time OU looked beatable was then. Bradford got sacked a lot against us, because we are number 2 in the nation at doing so. OU couldn’t run on us because we are number 4 in the nation at stopping the run. The Sooners couldn’t run up the score because we are the number 1 scoring D in the big12.

    So you see the game in Dallas was exactly how it was supposed to go. Don’t let your crimson colored glasses fool you! If we played again it would probably go the same way.

  114. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    Sorry I don’t get the chili and Oilcan jokes. I used to live in Austin, but had to get the fuck out because there are so many fucking queers.

    Whoops. Did I offend anyone using a fake username? If so, fuck you again.

  115. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 pm

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=digging%20your%20chili

    Seriously, what kind of corn-eater even knows this fucking slang? I guess I learn something new every day here.

    How Big 12 Championship tie breakers work and the latest homo colloquialisms. Again, no offense. Faggots.

  116. Tim said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    stick in in; i’m grabbing my ankles

  117. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    @p,

    God damned right it would go the same way. OU fucking sucks. Period.

    Mark my words – they will get (I’m trying to tone down the F bombs here) demolished in whatever bowl they play in, versus whoever they play. So it has been written.

    God damn. Fuck ou.

  118. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    Tim, stop dropping the soap already; there’s a fucking rope on it.

    Tie it around your wrist, bitch.

  119. Colt 45 said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    I hate Tim, despite his recent humility.

  120. dedfischer said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    What a beatdown. Fuck it, I’m back home, drunk, headed upstairs to bed, and will try to get laid now. I bet I have better success than Tech did at scoring tonight, but probably not much.

  121. dedfischer said:

    November 22nd, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    And just dislocated my elbow falling down the stairs trying to carry the new puppy out to take a piss. I’m typing left handed now.

  122. Massive Horn said:

    November 23rd, 2008 at 12:48 am

    Where is that smugness?

  123. MIA said:

    November 23rd, 2008 at 1:52 am

    I missed the press conference where Greg Davis’ salary was doubled, and pronounced the heir apparent.

  124. dedfischer said:

    November 23rd, 2008 at 5:08 am

    “Where is that smugness?”

    Wrapped in a big fucking burrito of just happy to be here. At a minimum, I get to put a 2008 Texas State Champs patch on my letter jacket.

  125. hphorn said:

    November 23rd, 2008 at 6:16 am

    Dedfisher – Did you….Dead-fish-her?

  126. hphorn said:

    November 23rd, 2008 at 6:17 am

    Dedfischer – Did you….Dead-fish-her?

  127. Mack Brown's 10 win season streak said:

    November 23rd, 2008 at 6:50 am

    moral victory, whooopp!

  128. dedfischer said:

    November 23rd, 2008 at 8:49 am

    I put some ice on the elbow. But, I’m gonna be okay. My pride will recover with time.

  129. BonghornFandLag said:

    November 23rd, 2008 at 8:58 am

    Sorry I could not post for a while I was with my boyfriend

  130. Massive Horn said:

    November 23rd, 2008 at 11:21 am

    “Wrapped in a big fucking burrito of just happy to be here. At a minimum, I get to put a 2008 Texas State Champs patch on my letter jacket.”

    Right next to your Cotton Bowl patch. Have fun in Dallas.

  131. dedfischer said:

    November 24th, 2008 at 7:48 am

    It’s about 10 minutes from my house, so that works out well.

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