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Officially Pissed

Posted by Doperbo on October 29th, 2008 under Football

Two things:

1. Graham Harrell emailed us yesterday and let us know he was upset about the meme being distributed that he “Hates Contact”. Apparently this isn’t true. He did say he thought it dragged in parts and the end where all she finds is her dad pissed him off quite a bit. Thanks Graham for clarifying.

2. I recalled Mike being upset about the game in Austin last year, but the details were fuzzy, so I dug this up to refresh my memory.

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Oh yeah. Dude was pissed. I had sorta forgotten about that. As if we needed any more logs on the fire of Jihad this Saturday. This is the guy who usually talks about Daniel Boone or Vikings after a game, not personally eviscerating every official crew member with a katana. Though he’d probably leave an origami unicorn or something in their locker if he did. I’m just speculating there, it could just as easily be a dragon or a merman.

Anyway, the point is Leach has been working this angle for awhile now, and while I don’t usually enter into Eyes’ conspiracy theories or fits of apoplexy regarding officiating in general, I’m fully prepared to see some weird shit go down Saturday night. You should be too. Though it is reassuring that the crew that officiated the TX/OU game (unsubstantiated rumor) might be on deck. I know I feel better.

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  1. Leach told Mack as they shook hands after last year’s game that he was going to go off on the officials in order to condition them for the Raiders’ upcoming game with OU, and told Mack to let his players know it was not meant as an insult to them. It was purely for show.

  2. “Though it is reassuring that the crew that officiated the TX/OU game (unsubstantiated rumor) might be on deck.”

    Colt should draw at least 2 “late hit” calls by Saturday at lunch.

  3. Sometimes refs have been known to retaliate, too. Could come back to bite Leach.

  4. “Leach told Mack as they shook hands after last year’s game that he was going to go off on the officials in order to condition them for the Raiders’ upcoming game with OU, and told Mack to let his players know it was not meant as an insult to them. It was purely for show.”

    I heard that as well. The question is did his players?

  5. And I missed this when I first read your piece, but I have several times explicitely stated I don’t believe in conspiracy theories regarding the officials, and have gone to great lengths to explain just the opposite. I don’t really appreciate your remark there, in other words, and wish you’d comment on what I actually write rather than something I didn’t. Thanks.

  6. What is it with you guys and the “meme”?

  7. Tickle Fight!

  8. meme is up there with ‘preggers’ or ’steven’ in my book. The word really needs to be extinguished. We’ll just have to circulate a meme with the sole intent of eradicating memes altogether.

    I remember the first time I heard it while working at Citysearch in 1995 from the content editor there and the collective response was “Do you know how we know you’re gay?”. That bastard apparently stuck with it and 13 years letter we have a neologistic epidemic.

  9. Conspiracy aside, there is such a thing as incompetent officials. Those at the OU-TX game this year and Pac-10 refs (take your pick) come to mind.

  10. Scipio gets his restaurant recommendations from Citysearch.

  11. I learned it from Bay Area techie guys and I say it to increase my vegan-techno-cool street cred without having to grow a tiny ponytail and drive a Miata.

  12. Conspiracy aside, there is such a thing as incompetent officials. Those at the OU-TX game this year and Pac-10 refs (take your pick) come to mind.
    ============================================

    Yes. I am told that the Richins crew is made up of either former or future NFL officials, and is considered by the Big 12 as a “super crew”, which is apparently why the’ve been assigned these high-profile games.

    Hopefully, they’ll display a level of competency this saturday that was not evident in their performance in Dallas.

  13. What is it with you guys and the “meme”?

    Doperbo is a hopeless fiend of cultural repitition. He roosts in the shadows, like a grizzly bear with a bowie knife, or steven with an idea, waiting for the right moment to lunge out and mock it relentlessly.

    Speaking of relentless mocking, I see that CloseToJumping has been added to the list of Barkers. I’m longing for his scribe like a fat woman dreams of ranch dressing and cheese. And, speaking of cheese, he should be punished for his abscence by having to be called ‘echeese’ for at least 180 days.

  14. That is a strong suggestion, Chooky.

  15. Oh, no, not that!

  16. “And I missed this when I first read your piece, but I have several times explicitely stated I don’t believe in conspiracy theories regarding the officials, and have gone to great lengths to explain just the opposite.”

    I know. That is exactly why I felt okay ribbing you about it. I thought it was Huck/clutch obvious. No offense intended.

  17. Oops. Sorry – my irony meter appears to have gone non-functional today.

  18. BTW- intermeme is the new black. it’s a portmanteau.

  19. memesynergyecheesememesynergyecheesememesynerg
    memesynergyecheesememesynergyecheesememesynergy
    memesynergyecheesememesynergyecheesememesynergy
    memesynergyecheesememesynergyecheesememesynergy
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  20. Hippie Killer said:

    October 29th, 2008 at 11:32 am

    meme = gay

  21. Scipio –
    Yeah, maybe too strong. Being called echeese was the mid-range punishment. The maximum would be a full torso tattoo stating that echeese is a rich man’s Joseph Conrad.

    Cybermeme is the new fannypack valise. I’m like so … whatev, you know what I’m sayin’?

  22. I love you guys – you are exceptionally funny – I hope that does not scare y’all

  23. I failed out of wordpress 101 at ACC Riverside. Three times.

  24. Did you give him a burnt orange ponytail?

  25. Yep. It’s a requirement for the meme machine. Except his came with a hair net.

  26. I will print out that treasure and keep it on my credenza.

  27. We need to hire Vasherized as a graphic artist for BC.

  28. Facebook User said:

    October 29th, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    Define “hire”.

  29. Give him no money and threaten him when he doesn’t meet deadlines?

  30. And get tanked during podcasts?

    Done.

    I’m pretty much Manet with Microsoft Paint. The day you ask for Photoshop I’m out the door.

    Scipio, at least let me sign it first.

  31. Sasha_Is_A_Longhorn_Dog said:

    October 29th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Do you mean Monet…?

  32. Sasha_Is_A_Longhorn_Dog said:

    October 29th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    Check that. I’d totally forgotten my art history. Probably because I never took it. My roommate, who is an artist, corrected my mistake.

    Still, Monet is more widely known among the public not familiar with their Impressionist artists.

    And done!

  33. bighornfan32 said:

    October 29th, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    how is meme even pronounced? like Me Me or meem?

  34. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem.

  35. >Give him no money and threaten him when he doesn’t meet deadlines?

    Says Vasherized, “Has anyone seen my stapler?”

  36. oh, you fixed the glitch?

  37. “portmanteau”

    Nice.

  38. meme machine
    meme machine
    meme machine
    meme machine

  39. echeese:meme :: petercheese: ??

  40. Says Vasherized, “Has anyone seen my stapler?”

    Well at least my name isn’t Michael Bolton.

  41. although you do celebrate his entire catalog…

  42. Why should Vasherized have to change when he’s not the one who sucks?

  43. RE:I learned it from Bay Area techie guys and I say it to increase my vegan-techno-cool street cred without having to grow a tiny ponytail and drive a Miata.
    ____________________________________________

    Law Library Techie guy: You know drinks are not allowed in the library right?
    Me: Yes sir
    LLTG: Then why is there chocolate milk on my monitor?
    Me: Sorry, I was reading something funny and it came out of my nose
    LLTG: What’s so funny that you did this?
    Me: Here look
    ::I show him the post::
    LLTG: That is patently UN-funny.
    ::He walks off in a huff, pony-tail wagging in disapprobation::

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