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Big XII Counseling Session

Posted by BRAGGonUT on October 27th, 2008 under Football

This has been floating around in emails the past few weeks, so I assume most of you have seen it, but if not, here it is. It is worth the read. Here is the original blog post from Bring On The Cats. H/T to our readers below (jc25 and dimecoverage) for finding the link.

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Counselor: Okay, everyone, sit down. We’re going to start our first
therapy session. Who would like to share first?

Kansas State: Uh, I guess that I’ll go first. Well, our defense…

Counselor: Before you go on, make sure you tell everyone your name and
why you’re here.

KS: Oh, I’m sorry. My name is Kansas State, and I don’t have a defense.

Everyone: (In unison…) Hi, Kansas State.

KS: (Scratches behind head…) Yeah, anyway, I don’t know exactly what
happened, but my defense just packed up and left over a year ago. I
can’t figure out what I did wrong; just, one day, without any warning,
I showed up to the stadium and there it was, a “Dear John” letter,
saying that things weren’t working out and it was leaving.

Counselor: Kansas State, how did that make you feel?

KS: Well, it made me feel vulnerable. Timid. Scared, and not smart.

To read the rest, head over to Bring On The Cats.

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  1. Hiring Burt Reynolds as their mascot would be way too cool for a&m.

  2. Priceless!

  3. Funny how you neglected to point out that we have scoreboard on you (for 2 years running lest you think it was a one year aberration). Stuff that in your burnt orange stained Depends.

  4. Um, correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think anyone here wrote that.

    And yes, we’re all aware we somehow lost to your shitty team two straight years. It’s a constant source of embarrassment that thankfully will correct itself in about a month. However for now, we’ll have to be content with shooting for our second national championship in four years.

  5. It was written by a Kansas St fan, Aggie Lurking.

  6. Hey, its all they have to hang they’re hat on this year…and last year…and the year before that. Let them have their fun as we take an unblemished record to Kansas City this year while they begin preparing for a new head coach.

  7. OK my bad.The e-mail was not attributed to a K-State source and I’ve come to expect a little higher level of humor here than the garden variety sheep fucker references. (I don’t expect the “streak” to continue. I also am not prepared to state we need a new coach,AD,or mascot.)

  8. What will Aggies have to point to when that two year streak (it’s more like an accidental shart – when you press too hard shit happens) comes to an abrupt end?

    I’m truly worried about another Jonestown or Waco in College Station as the looming reality of bowl ineligibilty kicks in.

    Without “scoreboard” it’s a bleak landscape these days in BCS. Ironic acronym for that locale wouldn’t you say?

  9. Sheep fucker? Who says things like that? Thats just downright disgusting.

  10. Eh, you’d be surprised.

    Um… I mean, about who’d say that sort of thing.

    Yeah.

  11. dimecoverage said:

    October 27th, 2008 at 7:36 am

    This was written by one of teh editors at Bringonthecats.com
    http://www.bringonthecats.com/2008/10/15/634841/group-therapy-big-12-footb

    Good stuff.

  12. Cool. Those guys deserve some props.

  13. Thanks for the link, guys. Panjandrum (the author of that post) is working on a new post along those lines that should be out this week.

  14. Thanks, TB. Sorry I didn’t link it immediately. I received it via email and didn’t know its origin.

  15. Bragg believes it came from one of a series of tubes.

  16. Man, if any article here makes even the slightest mention of A&M, the Comments section devolves into a steady stream of shit-talk.

    That said, I actually thought alot of that was pretty funny. Good idea, good execution.

  17. I’ll take all of that shit-talking out of them next week.

  18. I can think of 63 million reasons why this OSU game was not a fluke. Oklahoma State will never be the University of Texas but they are here to stay.

  19. Enjoying another moral victory, I see.

    fucking aggies.

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