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Put that liquor down! This is God’s country, son! (and other randomness on a Tuesday morning)

Posted by mdr on September 30th, 2008 under Football

We begin with this report from Saturday’s Notre Dame game.
Can you imagine if they started these practices in the South? Or at Wisconsin for that matter?

Saturday’s UGA game drove a former player to drink (and get arrested for his troubles).
Believe me, if they sold liquor in the stadium, I would have been right there with you Danny. Bonus points for the face logos in the mug shot.

The first Harris poll is out. Nothing shocking, but does anyone believe USC deserves that #7 spot at this point?

The new clock rules have definitely reduced the number of plays per game, but the games don’t seem to be any shorter. Wonder why that is?

New rule: Next time Tebow cries in public, we’re taking his Heisman away.

And finally, for no reason at all, one of the Tempe 12

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  1. In other news, Ricky Williams somehow managed to overcome great adversity and temptation and avoided getting high as kite during his week off. Congrats, Ricky!

    http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/football/miami-dolphins/story/706918.html

  2. At least he’s honest.

  3. Bob in Houston said:

    September 30th, 2008 at 7:59 am

    Does USC deserve No. 7? Probably not, but…

    If you’re lining it up, how many teams behind them are better than them?

    I don’t think Tech or BYU are, even though they are undefeated. Georgia got whipped at home. Florida lost to an unranked team at home. Are they clearly better than USC? I can’t say that.

    South Florida looks good, but save for Kansas, we don’t know about them yet. USC better than Auburn? Another argument, but probly. We know USC is better than Ohio State.

    I don’t like to see USC primed to be the first one-loss team in line for the BCSCG, but I suppose I understand it.

  4. Do you think if we pooled our resources, we could come up with enough jack to pay Rampage Jackson to bounce Tim Tebow around the octagon for a bit before snapping his knee?

    (yeah, yeah, logistics, I know. We’d have to kidnap Florida Jesus & everything, risk that jail time. Details, details.)

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