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First, I’d like everyone to remain calm. We don’t have all the facts yet, and BC Staffers are working aroung the clock to piece this together as it comes in. We do not recommend stocking up on bottled water, canned food and batteries yet. We also feel that France’s surrender to Vince Young last night was premature. We just don’t know enough at this point. We do feel that it might be a good idea to barricade your doors and stock up on ammunition and duct tape, but only if you live in the newly regentrified East Side. This recommendation is completely independent of the developing Vince Young situation. There is no official word yet as to the the exact nature of the threat, all that we know for sure, all that we can corroborate from independent sources, is that apparently Vince Young left his premises yesterday evening without his cell phone. I reiterate, remain calm.
Statement from Titans regarding Vince Young
Titans Online
“Last night, we received a call from people that are closest to Vince informing us that he had left his house in a state of mind that had them concerned; and that he was unreachable, having left his cell phone at the house. Not having all the facts available to us and approaching the matter prudently, we contacted Metro Police to make them aware of the situation and asked for their assistance in locating Vince. He was located at a friend’s house, where we made contact with him. He then came to the practice facility where it was determined that those initial concerns by his friends and family were unfounded and he returned home without incident.”
Titans Coach Jeff Fisher addressed the media earlier, attempting to calm the situation and avert a more global crisis. There had been widespread fear among pundits that critical global markets in Asia might crash and that federal plans for the bailout of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac could derail if the Global Threat of Vince Young Leaving His House in a Bad Mood was not immediately handled. Said Fisher “Yeah, he left the house. Just took off and left. Without his phone. No really. Didn’t even take his phone with him. Who knows where he could have gone. Target? Best Buy? A friends house? We felt it was a potentially unstable situation with him just driving around like that- remember he forgot his cell phone- so we did the supportive thing and called the police. It took them awhile to understand that it wasn’t about Pacman again and that Vince hadn’t actually done anything, but once they understood the gravity of the situation they were happy to help us avert this potentially catastrophic disaster.”
General Manager Mike Reinfeldt praised the efficiency with which his staff and local law enforcement handled the crisis. Said Reinfeldt ” You have to remember, this is a small market town. Someone throws two picks and gets hurt, then just up and leaves like that without his phone, it’s a big deal. People get upset. You might have other situations, other kinds of scenarios, like maybe where Alex Rodriguez reverse cowgirls Madonna mid-morning in the African Lion cage at the Central Park zoo, it won’t make the news. Here in Nashville someone just driving off like that, that’s concerning. We’re on top of the situation.”
According to reports Vince Young also had an unloaded gun in his glove box. Police also found several rap CD’s in his console. It is unclear whether or not Vince intended to listen to these CD’s or not, we will keep you apprised of the situation as things develop.
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HenryJames said:
September 9th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Do what he say! Do what he say!
Texas_Dawg said:
September 9th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Not good for a 6 Wonderlic to be wandering around town by himself. The Amber Alert was justified in this case.
Old lady in the cap said:
September 9th, 2008 at 11:08 am
“Won’t someone please help that man?!”
Seriously.
BoomerFreakinSooner said:
September 9th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Left w/o his cell phone?! My God, call Homeland Security. If’n he cain’t git a-holta his bitches, they’s gonna be trouble! Start off by letting VY know he looks like a penis in that hat he wears. It’ll help his self-confidence to leave that goofy thing in the locker next time. I recall VY was 1-2 a-gin’ the Sooners. Maybe MackDaddy Brown can be recruited to fly up to Nashville and answer that one for Chris..er I mean Vince. To think, I actually drafted him in my fantasy team. My real fantasy was that he was still QBing the Shorthorns. He was always good for a 3rd Q meltdown and 3 or 4 picks.
BoomerFreakinSooner said:
September 9th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
My third-grader went to school this mornin’ without her cell phone. Anyone know the number to 9-1-1?
kevwun said:
September 9th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I’m sure your wife/sister has that number.
uthookem said:
September 9th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
It was also reported that Vince stopped by Wal-Mart, and that he found Jason White and Josh Huepl managing the sporting goods section. He asked them if their winning record against Texas was worth as much, monetarily-speaking that is, to his signing bonus.
98horn said:
September 9th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
C’mon, kevwun, there’s nothing funny about BoomerFreakin Sooner’s inbred, trailer trash, cousin f**king, jort wearing lifestyle
Black Scholes said:
September 9th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Vince Young in a skull cap > Jason White in Wrangler jorts
KilgoreTrout said:
September 9th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Why does Jeff Fisher hate Vince? Is he not as smart as Mack Brown? Even Mack new if he wanted to win he had to let Vince be Vince.
ftf said:
September 9th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Felicia Young has seen her son experience the ups and downs that go with being a football star.
On Monday night, she saw 25-year-old Vince Young sink to his lowest point. It ended with Coach Jeff Fisher calling Metro Police to search for her son for over four hours, and opened the biggest window yet into the emotional and troubled side of the Titans quarterback.
A psychologist was among those who met with Young at his Brentwood home on Monday, and what she concluded and told team officials led to a bizarre, 24-hour period that ended just after midnight Tuesday morning. That’s when Fisher met with Young and police at Baptist Sports Park.
Felicia Young said her son has grown weary of all the negativity he faces as an NFL star. On Monday, he indicated to those around him he didn’t want to play football any more.
ponderos said:
September 9th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
This has got to be coming from some Nebraska fan who works at UT, right?
NateHeupel said:
September 9th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
“Vince Young in a skull cap > Jason White in Wrangler jorts”
Agreed.
However…
Contents of Vince Young’s skull
NateHeupel said:
September 9th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
hmmm that didn’t work out…let’s retry
$ in Jason White’s jorts > Contents of Vince Young’s skull
secretobamababy said:
September 10th, 2008 at 1:53 am
What is Felicia Young doing living in Nashville anyway. She needs to get her ass back to her crackhood and hang out in the environment she’s used to and stop ruining her sons life.
SeeingRed said:
September 10th, 2008 at 6:38 am
Police also managed to extract a VY stool from the friend’s toilet (in the basement half bathroom, not the full guest bathroom upstairs). It has been sent to Quantico for testing.
This development has also resulted in the psychologist being ordered to run additional mental tests to find out if Vince just experienced a momentary lapse of forgetfulness or can clinically be defined as an asshole who won’t flush his fucking cables.
South '06 said:
September 10th, 2008 at 7:21 am
I feel for the guy. Really, I do.
But his mom did more to hurt the situation than help it. If he thought Titan’s fans were vicious BEFORE…
uthookem said:
September 10th, 2008 at 8:18 am
Wow…looks like Vince is following the Ricky Williams path to NFL super-stardom!
Somebody put an APB out for Vince at all of the Ayurveda clinics on the East coast!
Statalyzer said:
September 10th, 2008 at 10:34 am
“Not good for a 6 Wonderlic to be wandering around town by himself. The Amber Alert was justified in this case.”
That myth will never die. Vince got a 16 on the Wonderlic.
Ag_in_TX said:
September 10th, 2008 at 10:48 am
“The mother of Titans quarterback Vince Young said he indicated he doesn’t want to play football and is ‘hurting inside and out.’
‘But he will be fine if people are prayerful and help my baby boy out. He is a young man. He just needs a lot of love and support.’ ”
Wow – do you think there’s any possibility that some defensive linemen will read this, remember it and bring it up on the field some day? I’m thinking it could just happen…
HenryJames said:
September 10th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Professional athletes should never be referred to in print as ‘baby boys’ by their mothers.
dedfischer said:
September 10th, 2008 at 11:14 am
I missed that this story had been added.
Major Cult said:
September 16th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Seriously, what the fuck is up with Vince?
Major Cult said:
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:46 am
Vince Young has his sausage out. See pics here.