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The explanation for Brandon Collins’ absence

Posted by ChrisApplewhite on September 2nd, 2008 under Football

Hard to tell from the article, but it looks like he was caught up in a Nigerian email scam.

Collins has made retribution of the error on an off-campus housing check this summer, But because he cashed the check, he was required to serve a one-game suspension.

The editor must’ve fled for higher ground due to hurricane season. They should let Bill Little write these so he can work in some nature metaphor, and tell us how hard Brandon Collins worked all offseason to cash that housing check.

Collins is one of my favorite young players, so I hope whatever the hell happened to him is ironed out soon so we can see him play.

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  1. Eric Metcalf was unavailable for comment.

  2. Brandon “The Kite Runner” Collins

  3. Russell Erxleben said:

    September 2nd, 2008 at 7:56 am

    I promised Brandon this new currency fund will have a 100% ROI by the OU game.

  4. Billy Pittman was also unavailable for comment.

  5. Leach is always available for comment, “Papers weren’t stacked right. Now they are.”

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