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Posted by HenryJames on August 20th, 2008 under Football
And they plan on building another one next Wednesday.

Says they started it with diesel fuel. And by ‘diesel fuel’ they mean whatever they wrung out of Howard Schnellenberger’s shirt after he passed out on the practice field.
Florida Atlantic Owls, Howard Schnellenbeger, Texas Longhorns
GoHornsGo90 commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 4 hours, 15 minutes ago
Barnes’ three “strengths”:
Defense, rebounding, recruiting.
This team just proved the first two are non-existent (out-rebounded by 25; fucking KIDDING me?) and the last one is over-hyped as well. Every ESPN basketball recruiting analyst who actually had Bradley ahead of Wall should be taken out back and executed Inglourious Basterds style.
I hate Turgeon and I
skymonkeyhorn commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 4 hours, 59 minutes ago
a Good System will usually beat a talented team that does not play together and are thinking instead of playing basketball ,over a season the system wins more then they will give away.
A team that is scared to make a mistake and thinks before they react is going to lose to a confident but
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 33 minutes ago
Nordberg,
Ironic indeed……teachable moment, I guess….
NY Horn,
I hope your drunk, because Izzo ain’t coming to Texas……Why don’t we just get Coach K. I mean Coach G came from Duke, they have to be dying to get out of Durham….
Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 37 minutes ago
Egg, that’s fine, but at what point do you blame Barnes? Seriously, man. You’ve thrown players under the bus left and right, but at a certain point, doesn’t the buck stop somewhere. I know you’re more of an NBA guy so it begins and ends with players there, but we need fucking
Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 37 minutes ago
Egg, that’s fine, but at what point do you blame Barnes? Seriously, man. You’ve thrown players under the bus left and right, but at a certain point, doesn’t the buck stop somewhere. I know you’re more of an NBA guy so it begins and ends with players there, but we need fucking
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 39 minutes ago
Trips,
I hear ya. I’m frustrated as well. I guess I just don’t prescribe to such a black and white characterization of the situation. I do know that no matter what happened in the huddle, JCB made a dumb play. If Rick didn’t explain or remind him of the situation, then I
Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 46 minutes ago
Pat, know I don’t, but I’ve had coaches draw up plays to free up the best foul shooter and then tell that guy they’d put their foot up his ass if they passed the ball. It’s funny, but as a fans of football we nitpick blitz pickup and shit like that. Shit that’s
Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 46 minutes ago
Pat, you know I don’t, but I’ve had coaches draw up plays to free up the best foul shooter and then tell that guy they’d put their foot up his ass if they passed the ball. It’s funny, but as a fans of football we nitpick blitz pickup and shit like that. Shit
Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 46 minutes ago
Pat, you know I don’t, but I’ve had coaches draw up plays to free up the best foul shooter and then tell that guy they’d put their foot up his ass if they passed the ball. It’s funny, but as fans of football we nitpick blitz pickup and shit like that. Shit that’s
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 49 minutes ago
Shitty season…..Rick needs to hire some offensive help and someone needs to say it to him. Deloss?
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 51 minutes ago
Trips,
Do you know that he didn’t? JCB has made bad decision all season, why would this be any different. Barnes coached a shitastic game, but on the teams I was the best FT shooter, I never game up the ball unless it was an uncontested layup…..It’s not hard and it doesn’t take a
Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 51 minutes ago
mcpayne, yes, you don’t leave that shit to chance. You don’t let your guys break the huddle or dead ball not knowing precisely what’s expected from them. Barnes doesn’t get 2 mil for coaching PE where he’s hoping the right guy gets fouled.
uthookem commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 53 minutes ago
mpayne, I’d agree with you if J’Covan had been playing all season and had been in situations to make that decision. Like, you know, against Baylor, when he played all of 3 fucking minutes thanks to rick.
So yes, it is rick’s fault.
Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 54 minutes ago
With 15 seconds left, out of a dead ball, most coaches would make it perfectly clear who they wanted to be fouled.
uthookem commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 56 minutes ago
Stupid decisions by Brown are one of the reasons he sat on the bench for most of the season…lack of coaching maybe, or just a lack of basketball IQ?
Oh well, if Brown doesn’t go off in the 2nd half, we aren’t even playing in OT. Too bad he didn’t get much of a chance
Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 57 minutes ago
Pat, if you were making 2 million a year, would you leave that up to chance?
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 57 minutes ago
Actually, if your a PG and the best FT shooter on the team and played basketball your entire life, you’d pretty much know not to give up the ball if you had any brains…..Such a dumb play…..
D W commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 59 minutes ago
Oh, and a stupid decision by Brown in giving up the ball to Johnson.
Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 59 minutes ago
Be nice if we’d coached our 90 percent foul shooter not to give the ball up.
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 59 minutes ago
Ransom,
1 for 2, that was not shitty defense……
Mister Mike commented on the blog post State of the Union – NU Basketball, Part 1 (or Why We Are Where We Are) 6 hours, 59 minutes ago
Well if you had read it all the way, you would’ve noticed this little tidbit:
In the second part I’ll do my best to give an outline of what exactly is wrong with the program, what we can do to fix it, and then what will probably happen TO fix it.
So to answer your question:
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uthookem commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 59 minutes ago
The line kills us, as it should have.
Fuck Rick Barnes, as this was the worst coaching I have seen in all my years of watching UT sports.
This saved us from Kentucky, but I feel bad for Damo, he was a hell of a Longhorn.
Hook ‘em!
And FUCK RICK BARNES!
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 59 minutes ago
Feel bad for Damion…..Dexter and Mason, not so much….
D W commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 6 hours, 59 minutes ago
So the season ends with missed free throws and shitty defense by Bradley. Pretty fitting.
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 7 hours ago
Yup……We knew that FTs would get us….
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 7 hours, 1 minute ago
F’n Gary’s been awful tonight….
uthookem commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 7 hours, 1 minute ago
GJ at the line…big heart needed!
Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 7 hours, 2 minutes ago
Why does Brown give it up there?
Patrick Bateman commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 7 hours, 2 minutes ago
Bilas explaining why we’re not a smart team…Oh good, I want Gary at the line…
Trips Right commented on the blog post Texas Hoops vs. Wake Forest Open thread 7 hours, 2 minutes ago
The good news is that now I know to fill out the census, so i’m not going to jail…not for that anyway.
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August 20th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Black Scholes said:
August 20th, 2008 at 10:21 am
And I thought Schnellenberger couldn’t get any creepier.
Texas_Dawg said:
August 20th, 2008 at 10:23 am
FAU/Texas. The next big CFB mega-rivalry.
BRAGGonUT said:
August 20th, 2008 at 10:28 am
That deserves a wow.
Huckleberry said:
August 20th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Oh shit. They’re the 2007 New Orleans Bowl Champions!
BrickHorn said:
August 20th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Man, I bet those 14 bonfire attendees are really pumped up about FAU’s chances against the Horns.
Vasherized said:
August 20th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Florida is a weird fucking place.
HenryJames said:
August 20th, 2008 at 10:50 am
That’s why it has its own tag on Fark.
dedfischer said:
August 20th, 2008 at 10:52 am
I’ll second that Vasherized. I go there a lot for work, and the bizarro demographic of people gives California a run for their money.
bighornfan32 said:
August 20th, 2008 at 11:43 am
wow. Swamp aggy?
Oh and here’s the Google search for FAU.
Doperbo said:
August 20th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I’d give anything to know what’s going through Schnell’s head there.
… WHeRe aM I?…. WuhZaH? It’S a FIRE!… WHOOOSHHH!!! OoOOhh LADIES…. DaNce dAnCe DaNcE ClAP on 1 aND 3 AnD 1 aNd HeY LAdIEs!
Hippie Killer said:
August 21st, 2008 at 6:44 am
SWAMP AGGY!!!!