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How Colt McCoy spent his spring break

Posted by HenryJames on June 12th, 2008 under Football

While most college football players spent their spring breaks partaking of some type of sun-drenched debauchery, Texas quarterback Colt McCoy spent his helping poor kids in Peru.

Wait. What?

He spent a weeklong Christian mission at a rural village in the Peruvian jungle. He read them Bible stories and taught them how to play football. In their first game, they lost 77-0 to the Shining Path.


“If you call another 3 yard out, these kids are going to kill us!”

Not surprising McCoy would do something like this. He’s a big believer in community service. He’s worked as a phone operator during the Children’s Miracle Network telethon, he visits the children’s hospital and has done volunteer work for Habitat for Humanity. He even helped an underprivleged Kansas State defense by giving them 4 interceptions.

I kid. He’s a great representative of the school and football program.

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9 Responses

  1. bizarro echeese said:

    June 12th, 2008 at 8:06 am

    I heard Colt and the Peruvian kids threw the football around a little bit. Unfortunately, Colt kept throwing it to the Bolivian kids.

  2. SeeingRed said:

    June 12th, 2008 at 9:49 am

    It’s now 2nd nature to Peruvian kids to drop to their knees clutching their head in pain while being ignored by their offensive line.

  3. Black Scholes said:

    June 12th, 2008 at 11:02 am

    There’s gotta be a Perriloux, casinos and underprivileged fill-in-the-blank (cocktail waitress?) joke in there somewhere. Unfortunately I’m not up to the task.

  4. Jesus Christ said:

    June 12th, 2008 at 11:25 am

    *sigh*

    Peruvians are a waste of time. Colt needs to haul his goody two-shoes ass down to Rio de Janeiro next spring break and save the souls of about a baker’s dozen Brazilian-bikini-clad beach chicas. Me and the boyz are pretty damned sick of all the feathered hair, poofy-sleeves polygamist types.

  5. Tim Tebow built Peru.

  6. Mayor of Tuscola said:

    June 12th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    There are no traffic lights in Peru.

  7. Spawn of Cthulhu said:

    June 12th, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    Don’t Omar and Tim live in a hut somewhere down there, with Brad Buckman’s dad?

  8. Ransom Stoddard said:

    June 13th, 2008 at 4:39 am

    Wow, imagine being a polygamist in Rio. The mind reels.

    Seriously, Colt is great for UT.

  9. I heard he swam across Machu Picchu Lake to save an elderly tribesman from a heart attack. When he returned to climb the cliff, he sorely realized “ambulance” isn’t in the Peruvian dictionary.

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