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Calvin Howell commits to Texas

Posted by HenryJames on May 14th, 2008 under Football, Recruiting

The San Antonio Warren DT committed to Texas today. Big get for Texas at a need position. Howell has offers from OU, LSU, Nebraska and Tennessee among others.

No game footage that we can steal (yet), but here is some grainy footage of “MY NIGGA CALVIN AKA “BIG C” BREAKS SCHOOL RECORD 405LBS WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY HELD BY JARED ELLIS AKA “BEAR” WHICH HE DID LAST YEAR LIFT-A-THON TOO KRUNK HOL ON.”

Just watch the video, caucasians.

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17 Responses

  1. You can’t make this stuff up.

    Glad to land Howell. Nice get. Good defensive class thus far.

  2. Purple drank is good and good for you.

  3. Ransom Stoddard said:

    May 14th, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    Ouch. I really hope Maddog can teach him proper form and technique on the bench when he gets here. That’s a really good way to blow out your back.

  4. Vasherized said:

    May 14th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    Mad Dog will have him up to 410 in no time.

  5. CRUNK!

    Do people still say crunk?

  6. The extra consonant in the word “HOLD” was simply too much for him to type.

    You kno?

  7. Facebook User said:

    May 14th, 2008 at 8:58 pm

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    I have Chooky chunks in my stool.

  8. “I LIKE DAT HE CRANK DAT POLO N SHIT YOU FIL ME
    HE PREP N WHATNOT 4 REALZ PERHA HE WORK IN A BABY GAP STO DIS SUMMER N SHIT”

  9. Don’t be an asshole, Scipio. He’s jus runnin his mad flava and cold stallin fools while de frontin.

    If we don’t reign Scipio in we’ll have to start calling this place the Barking Clanival.

  10. Way To Go said:

    May 15th, 2008 at 4:56 am

    Good recruit

  11. Actually I’d lay even odds the writer is a white guy. Vanilla Ice Lite.

  12. kchorn04 said:

    May 15th, 2008 at 7:37 am

    “Hey, yo Calvin! Wadup wid dat jay oh bee?!”

  13. Objective Aggie said:

    May 15th, 2008 at 9:33 am

    You guys are flirting with a level of racism that is specifically reserved for my associates in College Station. And if you think we won’t sue your asses over it, ask the Seattle Seahawks.

  14. Oh no you dinton, aggy.

    If that guy is white I’m going to write in Karl Malone and Bryant Gumbel for every elected office in America.

  15. The Greg Davis said:

    May 15th, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    He will make me a good fullback in four years

  16. Nordberg said:

    May 16th, 2008 at 8:49 am

    “Mad Dog will have him up to 410 in no time.”

    Probably, but what about his bench press?

  17. Austin180 said:

    May 16th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    This kid will find a good home with Ken Rucker, Mad Dog, and Muschamp. Good luck Calvin.

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