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Those shorts are way too tight for you.

Posted by Z on April 17th, 2008 under Football

So says Brennan Carroll, athletic fashion maven, mentor of walk ons, and true innovator in the realm of golf visor application.

I found this while perusing the always excellent BHGP.

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  1. kchorn04 said:

    April 17th, 2008 at 9:52 am

    “I just say whistle.”

  2. Parlin Hall said:

    April 17th, 2008 at 10:36 am

    Any dog would see right through this guy:
    he’s uncertain, nervous, and full of self-
    loathing.

    The quick switching between drill
    sergeant parody and best-buddy-whisper
    suggests he’ll be in the news shortly.

  3. HenryJames said:

    April 17th, 2008 at 11:01 am

    ‘Full of Self-Loathing’ was what I wanted to call this blog. But Sailer Ripley comes from a long line of carnies, and he picked the name.

  4. Facebook User said:

    April 17th, 2008 at 11:09 am

    I thought your suggestion was Full of Self-Abuse.

  5. honkskillet said:

    April 17th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Hobbies:
    1) Spitting on camera guy
    2) Paying people to wax my BMW 325i
    3) Date rape

  6. Horn In Exile said:

    April 18th, 2008 at 9:44 am

    What’s a “perspective walk-on”?

    Never heard of one, but five made the squad.

  7. Parlin Hall said:

    April 19th, 2008 at 4:22 am

    From another board:

    Brennan Carroll: Office Special Teams Coach

    Morning, Ruth. Morning, Josh. Goooood morning, Sherri. How bout this weather! Ha, ha! No kidding, where was this in March?! Whoo. 8:15 is toooo early. Whoo. Just need a hit of coffee. Hey, Claire. [sip] [siiiiiiiiip] WHOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAARRRRGH!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! IT’S FUCKING ON! FUCK YOU! LET’S DO THIS! I FUCKING LOVE YOU! THIS IS THE BEST DAY YOU’LL EVER LIVE AND I AM RIGHT BEHIND YOU! FUCK YOU AND FUCKING HUSTLE FOR FUCKING ONCE! THIS IS IT! SHERRY! Sherry, I need you to work your fucking ass off today, okay?! OKAY?!

    http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/story/ 2008/ 4/ 16/ 03527/ 4744

  8. Gary Pinkel said:

    April 19th, 2008 at 7:23 am

    I think that’s what he linked to.

  9. Specialized said:

    April 20th, 2008 at 8:38 am

    I don’t have a whistle, I just say whistle

  10. coach Callahan said:

    April 21st, 2008 at 6:56 am

    whistles are pretty technical and shit. it takes years to learn to run one properly.

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