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2007 season in haiku.

Posted by ChrisApplewhite on August 20th, 2007 under Football

MICHIGAN

Talented but stale.

Lloyd Carr needs to retire.

Offense from stone age.

 

OHIO STATE

Chris Wells is a beast.

Defense is strong and swift, but

too conservative.

 

IOWA

Drew Tate is gone now.

Addition by subtraction.

Recruit more speed, Kirk.

 

WISCONSIN

Can they win it all?

Believe it when I see it.

Same 9 wins a year.

 

FLORIDA

Urban’s a master.

Talent level will increase.

Be scared, SEC.

 

LSU

Miles: mismanager.

Perrilloux will see the bench.

Assholes. Serves them right.

 

ARKANSAS

McFadden and the

Wildcat. An impressive sight.

Who needs a QB?

 

TENNESSEE

Glory years over.

Not a doubt, will dissapoint.

Fulmer needs Stoerner.

 

GEORGIA

Finally begin

To understand, Richt sucks ass.

Owes all to defense.

 

USC

God damn Pete Carroll.

No more five stars, please? Save some

for us, we need them.

 

UCLA

Powder blue sums it

Up. Soft. Fast, but soft. Needs to

defeat USC again.

 

CAL

Longshore and Jackson.

Defense won’t be great. Tedford

Need to work magic.

 

TEXAS & OU

Only they matter.

Winner of shootout will win

The conference crown.

 

FLORIDA STATE

Can the OL block?

Defense will be good again,

But offense may suck.

 

MIAMI

Can the OL block?

Defense will be good again,

But offense may suck.

 

WEST VIRGINIA

Who needs to play D?

Lets score a ton of points and

Then get the ball back.

 

LOUISVILLE

Legit, but I don’t

Think they can get out unscathed.

Defense is the key.

 

 

 

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  1. Good stuff.

    I’ll play.

    KANSAS ST

    Spotlight on Ron Prince.
    More cold-blooded than Snyder?
    Play hurt, you fuckers.

    MIKE HART

    All preseason mags
    Gushing, claim I am elite
    Whoopeee! Three yard gain.

    TEXAS A&M

    I am Aggie Fan!
    And I feel very naughty:
    Dude, I miss Jackie.

    TEXAS

    Vince – thirty and two;
    When starting QB.
    Gone. Hi, three yard outs.

  2. OHIO STATE

    Sporting my best jorts!
    My school’s women are not slim,
    We must burn this couch.

  3. MIAMI

    Offseason is tough
    Why did Johnnie Cochran die
    Still in Bowden’s head

  4. OK you went and dissed Mike Hart. Now it’s on, Scipio.

  5. Facebook User said:

    August 20th, 2007 at 9:59 pm

    Mike Hart hasn’t fumbled since Midget league.

  6. Mike Hart is still in midget league.

  7. The lasting impression that I have of him is the guy that nearly single handedly won the 2004 Rose Bowl. He has my eternal props for that.

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