Comments on: Barking Carnival’s Missouri Football State Of The Union

By: Traffic

Traffic — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 17:15:38 +0000

pretty interesting to read in retrospect.

sure hope they mudhole the sooners in san antonio.

By: turk 182

turk 182 — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:30:06 +0000

done drying my eyes…

By: pedro

pedro — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 04:12:05 +0000

See you at the finish line.

By: Scipio Tex

Scipio Tex — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:13:17 +0000

http://barkingcarnival.fantake.com/scipio-tex/barking-carnivals-kansas-football-state-of-the-union

By: Brushpile Bill

Brushpile Bill — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:06:18 +0000

“My next challenge is to scribe about Mangino without a weight reference, but I don’t know…I just don’t know if it can be done.”

with or without I’m dying to see your take on KU.

By: I am McLovin'

I am McLovin' — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:33:59 +0000

Easily the funniest piece of satire i’ve ever read. I’m a Sooner and I’ll pimp the UT blog as much as i can. You guys really do a great job, but this is the best on this site.

By: HornsN04

HornsN04 — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 05:48:23 +0000

Scipio, you are a master of the written word. If there is anyone who can pull off a Mangino article without a weight reference, you are the one.

By: Scipio Tex

Scipio Tex — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 00:30:06 +0000

I made mention of it in my first draft. Then I took it out – Mizzou fans were ready for that. I thought it would actually mess with them more if I DIDN’T mention it. They’d be re-reading it again and again wondering where the booger references were.

I think they still are.

My next challenge is to scribe about Mangino without a weight reference, but I don’t know…I just don’t know if it can be done.

By: Big Papi

Big Papi — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 00:12:19 +0000

I can't believe you didn't mention the infamous Chase Daniel booger eating incident. Bon Apetit Great stuff.

By: Dom

Dom — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:47:59 +0000

“Similarly, he should remove any snacks secreted in his jacket pockets before the post-game handshake as Mangino will pin him down, sniff them out with his moist, probing nose, and feast on them, wrapper and all, while contentedly cooing and rendering soft belly pats.”

Not a visual picture I wanted in my mind….

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit….